+446I hate when parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 min ago, it looks like a potato. amirite?
+613Concerts: The only place where an acceptable answer to "How are you doing tonight?" is "AAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!", amirite?
+639Dreams are nothing more than a subconscious pit that we dump our insanity into so we can wake up ready to eat cereal instead of the neighbor's children. amirite?
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+811Polls show that 93% of Europeans think that America is the stupidest country. Polls also show that 84% of Americans think that Europe is the stupidest country. amirite?
+515Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: “Mankind”. It's made up of two separate words—“mank” and “ind”. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind.
+185"These Colors Don't Run" is either the title of an Iron Maiden song, or the motto of a gym for paraplegic blacks, amirite?
+314The only reason people used to sacrifice virgins was because they sure as hell weren't going to give up the ones that put out, amirite?