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+334Sometimes not sending a message is the best way to send a message, amirite?
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+166Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant with odd little waiters who bring you queer dishes you haven't always heard of and don't often like, amirite?
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+750The snooze button...you'd tap that, amirite?
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+1,928It's awkward when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus. amirite?
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+3,202Lazy Rule #19401957294710149: you're so lazy you didn't even finish reading the number, amirite?
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+1,271Even unscented lotion has that unscented scent, amirite?
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+4,000When someone says "Thank you Captain Obvious" a good response is "You're welcome Lieutenant Sarcasm", amirite?
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+3,820The new airport security motto: Can't see London, can't see France, until we see your underpants, amirite?
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+4,328How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
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+4,749"Dont worry the spider is smaller than you" "So is a grenade", amirite?
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+5,247Whatever you give a woman, she'll make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiples and enlarges what is given to her. So if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit. amirite?
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+5,053People think stuttering is a bad thing, but I think it's cool! It's like starting every sentence off with a drumroll. The suspense kills me. What's he gonna say? Car? Carnival? Carnivorous?! amirite?
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+5,230I can't see an end. I have no control and I don't think there's any escape - I don't even have a home anymore. Definitely time for a new keyboard. amirite?
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+5,131What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit". amirite?
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+5,890Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?
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