If a tree falls in the forest, and nobody is around to hear it, my illegal logging company is a success, amirite?

But does it ever really crash or even make a sound

If travelling back in time is dangerous because the smallest things could change everything... why does nobody think that small things they do today can the future, amirite?
@Thinkerbell Nobody thinks about a small thing that might completely change the future because the overwhelming majority of...

I don't know what you're saying; you started out with "most small things won't change the future" and then gave an example of when a small thing would drastically change the future?

Age of consent is created to only allow kids to have sex with kids and adults to have sex with adults, amirite?

Kids should not be having sex. :)

Sex between teens shouldn't be an issue. Sex between non-married people should be an issue. The only reason teen sex is an issue right now is because teens can't get married, which was allowed back then. Society has changed the focus on whose to blame: teens instead of wedlock. amirite?
@I have to get married everytime i wanna have sex with someone?

You should only have sex with the one person who you are fully commited to. One person.

Sex between teens shouldn't be an issue. Sex between non-married people should be an issue. The only reason teen sex is an issue right now is because teens can't get married, which was allowed back then. Society has changed the focus on whose to blame: teens instead of wedlock. amirite?

This post is entirely correct. Sex is a sacred, EXTREMELY sacred thing, and it's not just for people to go around and do like kissing - even kissing should be reserved for people you love, but sex is a very far step that you should only get to once you're ready to spend the rest of your life with.

Wtf, why are there 5 million tv shows about people from Jersey? amirite?

And every single one is inaccurate about what it's really like!!

Wtf, why are there 5 million tv shows about people from Jersey? amirite?
@AndyBlacksmith Maybe I will go there some day and find out for myself.

New Jersey is great... people who call it the armpit of America have obviously never been there.

Wtf, why are there 5 million tv shows about people from Jersey? amirite?
@A car from NJ almost hit me when I was walking home from school in Manhattan one day. I'd like to know what the new...

One care from NJ hits you and now you have created a new stereotype for all of them. Wooooow.

Its incorrect to correct someone's grammer...because of slang and accents , you are in no place to tell somebody how to express themselves....you see ,the words of the english laguage are to be used HOWEVER you feel ... Grammer only exsists in a forth grade classroom ...in the real world there are no rules to speech or word crafting, amirite?

Nope, grammar is grammar. Someone may get something wrong because it isn't their first language, in which situation they get a pass but should be corrected (if I'm speaking Spanish in Spain or Mexico and making a fool of myself with terrible grammar, I'd like somebody to tell me so I don't embarass myself!!!) Language isn't about "expressing" yourself however you want, it's about "expressing" yourself in ways that other people can understand. Sure, they may be able to understand bad grammar, but it's important to have some sort of constant! That's why true grammar/spelling exists.

Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can't perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for. (Or they can, but they want you to pay them to tell you what it's for.) Amirite?
@Toounknown Its called business... When u finalky invent something you wouldnt want there to be a post that tells everyone how...

This isn't some brand new invention though, the people making money off it aren't the people who invented it