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If they're married, why do Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper have different last names? amirite?

So which name does paprika take?

Logically, if someone weighs the same as a duck, they're a witch. amirite?

or small rocks??

I'm watching pom, and you totally misread that. amirite?
Meme is pronounced meem, mot mey-mey, amirite?
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, it made the kittens! amirite?
Some songs are great, while others make no sense at all; "You look so cute sittin' in your boat. I wanna suck out your eyeballs, and rip out your throat," its like, really? WTF? amirite?
@KickAss Oh okay, whew I was about to say....

lol yeah, kids would be totally fucked up if all they had were shows like that.

Some songs are great, while others make no sense at all; "You look so cute sittin' in your boat. I wanna suck out your eyeballs, and rip out your throat," its like, really? WTF? amirite?
@KickAss Ugh I hate Cartoon Network... this show is for kids? They're sending such a fucked up message

Nah, man. Its not a kid show O.O...I think its cute cuz its so random. I was surprised that it actually had fans though...

There should be a post, on which everyone votes up, but nobody comments on. Or one that everyone comments on, but nobody votes. Amirite?
Girls: In public bathrooms, you have, like, bathroom real estate. Its all closed in and comfortable and you feel safe. Guys: In public bathrooms, its like being in a crowded elevator...holding your penis. amirite?
Some songs are great, while others make no sense at all; "You look so cute sittin' in your boat. I wanna suck out your eyeballs, and rip out your throat," its like, really? WTF? amirite?
Some songs are great, while others make no sense at all; "You look so cute sittin' in your boat. I wanna suck out your eyeballs, and rip out your throat," its like, really? WTF? amirite?
You find a recipe on the internet, you follow it precisely and you still get it wrong. Makes you wonder if thouse housewives are purposely leaving out an important ingredient to mess with us noobs, amirite?
When someone agrees with you all the time just to get you to like them, it usually makes you like them even less, amirite?
@griffs28 Show me the ways of the force.

ALAS. I am but a novice in the ways of the Jedi.

When someone agrees with you all the time just to get you to like them, it usually makes you like them even less, amirite?
@griffs28 You're so right!!!.......(love me)

......BWAHAHAHAHAHA. You amuse me, young padawan.

The best job to ever get fired from, if you had to get fired, would be the unemployment office. You could just walk in the next day and be like "Haha! You're workin' for me now, BITCH." Amirite?
@GypsyJones hahaha Shweet! I can't remember which episode it was, but I've definitely seen it. What about: I like parties, but...

Haha yes!! That used to be my text signature, but since it was so long, the actual message had to be like, less than 10 letters.