heysoulsister

School dress codes are really more like guidelines, amirite?

Guidelines...
First, your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement, so it must do nothing, and secondly you must be a pirate for the Pirate's Code to apply and you're not, and thirdly the code is more of what you call guidelines than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl.
Guidelines.

It's extremely insane that something we have found proven to cure some cancers is still illegal.. amirite?

Marijuana isn't a cure, it helps a patient deal with the side effects of chemotherapy. It's ridiculous that someone would post something that they consider controversial without researching what the eff they're talking about.

It'd be really weird if animals were like pokemon in that they said their names instead of making sounds. So instead of going "Meow" a cat would walk around going "CAAAAAAT! CAAAAAT! CATCATCATCAT!" Amirite?

A humuhumunukunukuapuaa would say, "fuck you"

From the way that evolution-deniers talk, you'd think that a "theory" was something that scientists made up inbetween hits of ecstacy at 4:30 in the morning after a wild party, amirite?

Kind of like the way creation-deniers talk - as if we believe in creation only after being tied to an electric chair and being forced to read the Bible. Oh yes, I believe you have a word for this - brain washing!

It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
It's stupid how gay marriage is known as gay marriage and not just "Marriage". Just because you have lunch doesn't mean you have 'gay lunch'. Just because you park your car doesn't mean you 'gay parked', amirite?
@There is nothing traditional about love.

I'm not talking about love, I'm talking about marriage.

It pisses you off when someone trys to be inside you and another friends inside joke, amirite?
If Jesus is the son of God, who has no genes or chromosomes, and Mary, then he could have only received 23 chromosomes, meaning he would not be formed into even a zygote. Therefore, chances are better that Jesus was just a normal guy and Mary had to come up with something quick, amirite?

Mwahahaha you people keep forgetting that God is not restricted to our silly human can's and can't's. -.-

If you're on a Windows computer, go to My Computer, C:, Windows, Media, then click onestop.mid. It's the best thing ever, amirite?
@smilesfortakeout LET IT BE KNOWN I OWE ME LIFE TO THIS AMIRITE USER.

Argh, matey. Let it be known that i, too, owe me life to this user

It must really suck dick to be a girl. Haha get it? Because not only would it be horrible to be a female, but because females have to suck their bf's dicks. Hence, it would "suck cock" to be a girl. You might not think that's funny so you can just skip over this post, but don't vote NW just cuz you don't get the joke. It's not fair to do that to a post just because you don't understand. amirite?
The girl you just called fat? She really likes lasagna and cake. The boy you just called stupid? He doesn't try to study. The boy you just tripped? He's an asshole and really deserved it. Sometimes, there isn't more to people than meets the eye, amirite?

That seriously emo kid you've been picking on? He kinda likes it when you call him names 'cause it gives him an excuse to keep wearing skinny jeans and acting depressed, which makes him sexy and nonconformist.

If you forget your lunch money, a good friend will lend you some, a best friend will also lend you some, because your best friend isn't an asshole, amirite?

If you drop your books, a good friend will kindly pick them up for you, but a BEST friend will pee on them, push you down some stairs set your dog on fire and rape your mom. BECAUSE THAT'S JUST WHAT BEST FRIENDS DO.

It's ridiculously annoying that the word amirite appears at the end of every post. amirite?