Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have prominent hip bones, and visible ribs, and thigh gaps, and collar bones that poke out etc., amirite?

Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have fat rolls, cellulite, a double chin, and thighs that touch, etc amirite?
Offensive, huh? Well it's also offensive when you tell girls they aren't attractive for being the opposite. Different strokes for different folks.

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‎Why can’t rappers just say nice things? Like, “I wanna take your clothes off and hang them up in the closet real nice." amirite?

im about to make one
i wanna take off your clothes, hang em up real nice
do some of your laundry, separate colors from the whites
clean your glasses , so you can see beautiful sights
if you get in a pinch, i'll help you out in some fights
ill even buy your kid a cool toy
all work no play makes him a dull boy
to be awesome you don't even have to try
did you maybe grow up with the amirite guy?

Santa has run out of coal this year, so all the naughty children will be receiving Nickelback albums, amirite?
Final Solution for HIV/AIDS: take everyone who has it and lock them into cages (separating the sexes, of course) and then just play the waiting game until they all die out, amirite?
In elementary school the water at the sinks in the bathroom was everything, your mascara, your hairspray, your moose, amirite?

Holds out cupped hands filled with water "Would you like to pet my moose? His name is Jackson. Oh, but watch out for the antlers."

LOLWUT? My moose?

You respect both Dumbledore actors in the movies, but something about the way the first one was always so calm makes him seem more like Dumbledore than the second one, who was rather angry at times, amirite?

Goblet of fire:

Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?


If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@Yes. If she isn't financially ready, she either shouldn't have gotten raped or not slept around. If the health...

I dare you to go up to a rape victim and say "you shouldn't have gotten raped." tell me how that goes

Getting POTD is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry, amirite?
@Or telling the hot girl that you're gay for your grandma's food...

Or feeding your hot gay grandma for your tell, and the camera sees you, so the casino kicks the both of you out for cheating at poker, and the girl still likes you.

Getting POTD is harder than convincing your grandma you're not hungry, amirite?
@duckshirt I know, it would be a stupid thing to do, just like telling your grandma you're not hungry

Or telling your grandma you are gay. Or telling the hot girl who likes you that you are not hungry.