Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have fat rolls, cellulite, a double chin, and thighs that touch, etc amirite?
Offensive, huh? Well it's also offensive when you tell girls they aren't attractive for being the opposite. Different strokes for different folks.
im about to make one
i wanna take off your clothes, hang em up real nice
do some of your laundry, separate colors from the whites
clean your glasses , so you can see beautiful sights
if you get in a pinch, i'll help you out in some fights
ill even buy your kid a cool toy
all work no play makes him a dull boy
to be awesome you don't even have to try
did you maybe grow up with the amirite guy?
Or feeding your hot gay grandma for your tell, and the camera sees you, so the casino kicks the both of you out for cheating at poker, and the girl still likes you.
Guys: you don't actually find it attractive when girls have fat rolls, cellulite, a double chin, and thighs that touch, etc amirite?
Offensive, huh? Well it's also offensive when you tell girls they aren't attractive for being the opposite. Different strokes for different folks.
im about to make one
i wanna take off your clothes, hang em up real nice
do some of your laundry, separate colors from the whites
clean your glasses , so you can see beautiful sights
if you get in a pinch, i'll help you out in some fights
ill even buy your kid a cool toy
all work no play makes him a dull boy
to be awesome you don't even have to try
did you maybe grow up with the amirite guy?
Santa doesnt want to kill the children
Put them in the cages too.
Holds out cupped hands filled with water "Would you like to pet my moose? His name is Jackson. Oh, but watch out for the antlers."
LOLWUT? My moose?
Goblet of fire:
Book Dumbledore: Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?
Movie Dumbledore: HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING NAME INTO THE FUCKING GOBLET OF FUCKING FIRE FROM HELL? DID YOU? HUH?
I dare you to go up to a rape victim and say "you shouldn't have gotten raped." tell me how that goes
Or feeding your hot gay grandma for your tell, and the camera sees you, so the casino kicks the both of you out for cheating at poker, and the girl still likes you.
Or telling your grandma you are gay. Or telling the hot girl who likes you that you are not hungry.