Mermaids wouldn't need to be turned on before sex since they're already wet. amirite?
Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

First real job in summer 2008. In banking. Lost it. Took forever to get back up the ladder. Had a kid 5 months ago.

Times up. Let's do this!

We finally have a use for all those mismatched and orphan socks. amirite?

I don't get it, but I'm stupid so yeah.

Schrodinger obviously never tried to put a cat in a box, amirite?
A single teenage boy alone has killed more lives than all the mass murderers of the world combined. amirite?
@Tommyfrank Proof please?

They dont scream when i eat it

Humans are creating problems at about the same rate as they are solving them. amirite?
One day you'll be exactly halfway through your life without ever realizing it, amirite?
Potato chips always taste better directly from the bag. amirite?

You say there are other ways to eat potato chips?

There is at least 1 porn star in the world that got pregnant after you nutted to the video which kind of makes you a virtual dad. amirite?


Everything is a napkin if you eat in bed. amirite?
In no way is help-line elevator music better than absolute silence. amirite?

Other than the fact that it lets the caller know they haven't been hung up on..

While the rest of the world is freaking out about the corona virus spreading, scientists are probably enjoying the fresh samples with free shipping. amirite?
Deaf people must've been super happy when texting became a thing and even more happy when FaceTime became a thing, amirite?

Video chatting and services similar for deaf people have definitely been around longer than FaceTime.

Because chihuahuas are so aggressive, but so small, chances are they would hunt in packs in nature, amirite?

Umm because they are dogs, and dogs were domesticated from wolves, chances are near 100% they would hunt in packs in nature. Also Tasmanian devils are small and aggressive but they are not pack hunters

A sharp knife is at the same time dangerous and safe to work with. amirite?

The saying goes a dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp knife