It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?

You will not believe the cost of groceries, especially fresh vegetables in my country.

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?

I've already gone through all three stages and I'm not even 20 yet

Babies can theoretically have six-packs. amirite?

imagine birthing a child with chiseled 6 pack-abs

If you don't have kids, a chain of evolution from the first cell ends with you. amirite?

Are you my aunty?

A piano is one of the hardest instruments to pick up. Think about it. amirite?

I'd like to see you try and pick up a pipe organ

More people know how boys pee than how girls pee, amirite?

Pee is stored in the balls

You probably already took the picture that's going to displayed at your funeral, amirite?

Thanks a lot

Four-leaf clovers are only rare because we keep picking them because we believe they're rare, amirite?

And the frost giants don't exist because Odin killed them all

Egg salat is still chicken salat, but just in an earlier state, amirite?

How dare you

A fart is not complete unless you smell it, amirite?

If a tree falls in a forest...

The Death Star's pantry must have been MASSIVE. amirite?

They probably actually had many many restaurants like some hotels.

For depressed people, walking around with a mouth covering is a nice way to not have to worry about forcing smiles when you really don't want to. amirite?

As a cashier, I think about this all the time.

Everybody knows the pain of a Razor scooter hitting your ankle bone. amirite?
"It runs DOOM" is the exact opposite of "But can it run Crysis?", amirite?

Running Doom eternal on a pregnansy test, because Doom is eternal

If the line cooks work harder, the servers make more money. amirite?
@freq432 In many resteraunts, the server and cook actually split the tips.

It's not really splitting, it's called tip share. In which it's a pool of money based on sales and tips the business has done for that day, most companies take some of servers tips for that tip share pool.