Humans probably have superpowers, we just haven't figured out how to use them yet, amirite?

Your brain is your super power, use it.

If birds and flying bugs didn't exist we would never invent flying. amirite?

Poor bats, to be ignored like that.

If opposite day is really opposite day, it's actually not opposite day. amirite?
Technically, hell is where all the fun people are. amirite?
The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
Facial recognition for phones became the popular thing just as we had to start covering our faces. amirite?
Because of listening to music out of earbuds and headphones on our phones, we do not know what songs the people we live with like to play on repeat. amirite?

Maybe you don't, but have you tried having a conversation? Great way to start one, ask them what they like listening to. If you're someone they want to talk to, they will gladly tell you. If they don't want to tell you, earbuds probably aren't the issue.

Snowmen are male because moms back then gave kids dad's clothes to dress them. amirite?
Art is worth nothing until someone sees its value and feels the desire to own it. amirite?

Or some rich person wants to make a nice tax write off (superstar is born).

It's a very weird feeling that as you you get older, people respect you more. amirite?

Then, at a certain point, it starts to slide backward, people start dismissing you because you're old.

Beavers chuck wood more often than woodchucks. amirite?

Not as much as me, I chuck my wood every morning.

Technically, hell is where all the fun people are. amirite?
we're probably all dying in 5 years, amirite?

I'll take the under.

Humanity would have achieved everything if we didn't had fall damage. amirite?

I feel like this needs some elaboration

Living and video games are the only things that starts out easy and then gets more difficult as you progress. Probably every other thing starts out difficult, amirite?

So you are great at any video game straight away and progressively get worse the longer you play?