+515The most opportunistic thing to do when someone has an epileptic seizure in a bath, is to throw in all your dirty laundry, amirite?
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+418The dieting world needs to stop discriminating against fat transexuals, amirite?
+425When someone touches your computer screen, you want to touch their face with the surface of the sun, amirite?
+376It's no wonder the stars disappear when the sun decides to join the party; nobody likes an attention whore, amirite?
+375It must suck to be searched for drugs by the cops while you have a cold. "Do you have any narcotics in your possession?" "Dope." ... Shit, amirite?
+149People who act like dicks should have no problem getting up in the morning, amirite?