Neither men nor women have unequal advantages and disadvantages over each other and people screaming about it on either side have deep insecurity issues. amirite?

This literally describes every teenager and Karens.

William Shakespeare could not speak English but we all learn about his plays for GCSE, amirite?

Donald Trump can't speak English and he's the president of the United States

If firearms or firepower in general had never been invented, we would have anti-sword campaigns instead, amirite?

We already have weapons amnesty's that include knives and swords.

Since we only live one reality and can't go back, everything we live can be defined as "Destiny" since there are no other outcomes. amirite?
@TheSonofHermes Nope, that's not how science or "destiny" works. Your Future is in your hands, not destiny's.

It's more of an alternate take on destiny and if you are arguing multiply realities for the science standpoint they are alternate version of "You" and not "you yourself" (You don't share a consciousness) so "you" who is reading this do only live one reality. Destiny is also a concept so it is up to interpretation and doesn't "work" in any specific way.

A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?
@Kionix If they poisoned people they would be out of a job, arrested and imprisoned.

Bartenders are trained to ackknowledge when someone is buzzed or drunk, so they know when to cut them off and have them pay their tab.

People who work night shifts probably get into way less traffic jams because they go to and from work at completely different hours, amirite?

Worked nicht shift for 5 years. Can confirm

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If it feeds my femdom kink, I'm all for it

If you worry about making mistakes don't. It's not like anyone will remember you in 150 years, amirite?

That depends on how big of a mistake you make lol

We regard feeling hungry as our body telling us to eat, but really it's our body offering us a choice between eating and losing weight. amirite?
@Longsanks An obese man who refuses to eat will die before they become not obese.

Would they? Assuming the person had shelter and water, wouldn't the body just slowly eat itself?

I'm asking honestly. I watch Alone and the contestants will drop so much weight their body starts to eat their own bones.

As we speak, Mars surface exists in the same consciousness we are in. amirite?

And all the other planets that have a surface.

When you get out of the ocean some water droplets stay on your skin lowering the oceans sea level, amirite?

Well yes but actually no

Those people not wearing masks are fine becoming unknown murderers. amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Not everyone has the virus, dumbass

No, but you could also be unknowingly carrying the virus. And it will also help the overall anxiety of society right now. Dumbass.

The world is living in the movie Footloose. We are prohibited from going out dancing due to old people. amirite?

Really due to keeping old people healthy.

Saying you hate puns will result in the same reaction as saying you hate being tickled. amirite?

I hate being in a long term relationship

Quotes said by dead famous people seem more wiser than quotes said by alive famous people, amirite?
@Ludox Bc we tend to see the older ones that last as more knowledgeable bc they are ‘extra wise' because they seem...

Also a lot of the current famous people are morons and are dragging our society into the toilet with them. Abraham Lincoln didn't say YOLO at Gettysburg but Several "influencers" might.