Video games would have a lot less sales if the code was made public, amirite?

Safes wouldn't be very secure if all the access codes were readily available

It's not until you start buying groceries that you realize how expensive fast food is. amirite?
Nobody can tell the difference between a vodka martini shaken or stirred, amirite?
@LookAnAltAccount 12 year bartending vet here... Absolutely you can.

Yeah, I don't know what I'm talking about. Cheers mate!

Waking up at 7:58 AM seems early but waking up at 8:02 AM feels perfectly normal. amirite?

7:58 seems early? :D I've already been at work for 2 hours.

Capitalism can offer us everything except a shared purpose. amirite?

Capitalism gives you a purpose, to circulate capital. To buy, sell, spend, consume. It doesn't however, offer us rent money as capitalism is a greedy money grubbing dirtboy

If the Harry Potter world was real then wizarding porn stars could sell their own Polyjuice Potion to fans so they could spice up things in the bedroom. amirite?

Babe drink this.
What am I not good enough?!

Games are addictive because we hate the reality around us. amirite?

By creating an escape we fail to fix what's wrong in the real world. To make things good unfortunately they have to be bad.

It's not allowed to watch porn under the age of 18, but the age of consent in some states is lower than 18. So some people are allowed to have sex, before they're allowed to watch it. amirite?
@Achilles982 I've had 3 pregnant 13 year olds in 4 years of teaching 8th grade here in California.

Were they good students? I've always had the notion that's kids who get knocked up that young aren't the brightest

The more we pursue happiness the less happy we are. amirite?

To be fair, it's dumb to try and pursue what you're meant to build.

Among Us is the technology version of the board game CLUE, amirite?

Ummmm no... Just no.. This is not even close to being correct.... Smh😔

Professional wrestling like WWE is the straight version of drag queens. amirite?

Durn tootin'. When I watch my favorite glittery, makeup wearin' men I want to watch them oiled up, half naked, and groping. Like a man's man.

Assless chaps draw the question of assed chaps, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 When you wear chaps over jeans for riding = full chaps. When you wear nothing but chaps for sexual shenanigans =...

I ran the Dublin Marathon 20 years ago behind a man wearing a full indian headdress wearing assless chaps. I'm a fan.

If the monsters in Monsters Inc. Tried to scare children, it probably wasn't effective to have such vibrant colors. amirite?
It's not allowed to watch porn under the age of 18, but the age of consent in some states is lower than 18. So some people are allowed to have sex, before they're allowed to watch it. amirite?
@Pokketts I can't wait until I can click on the "I am 18 or above" button on the porn sites.

I know. I recently turned 17(age of consent in my state) and it just hit me that this is the world I live in. That button gets more and more tempting every year...

Theoretically, you can break anything using anything if you apply enough force, amirite?
@paintingsbyO Physics and mathematics say a feather will never break a brick because F = mv and the mass of a feather will never...

I'm guessing if you put it in a vacuum so the feather could achieve incredible velocity, it just might....