The Bible: tl;dr, amirite?
@WideAwake The bible at my place is a roman catholic bible and its a massive slab of pages. I've tried to read it but after a...

lol that's usually where I used to stop... This guy begat this guy who begat this guy who begat...

The New King James Version is much easier for me to understand.

Aladdin has the best songs of all the classic Disney movies, amirite?

Hercules had one of the best soundtracks. And that's the gossspel (gasp) Truuuuuuth.

You enjoy old R&B-soul songs like "Stand By Me," "Ain't No Mountain High Enough," and "I Want You Back," amirite?
You enjoy old R&B-soul songs like "Stand By Me," "Ain't No Mountain High Enough," and "I Want You Back," amirite?

I want You Back is not R and B. Who's Lovin' You is R and B.

No, I call her a prostitute. Because nothing in life is free.

It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?

Btw - according to the Bible, James from the book of James was Jesus' brother. He's in the NT way at the end.

It sucks to live in the shadow of your older brother or sister. Imagine if Jesus Christ had a little brother or sister. How do you live up to THAT? amirite?
@Yes hahaha you're so hilarious, I knew it was a joke dipshit. But why mention Jesus? Or that he had siblings. It...

(Anonymous):It's not like the post was arguing for or against Christianity in any way. Are we not allowed to mention Jesus at all anymore?
I've got an idea. Let's call him, He-Who-Should - Not - Be - Posted. That'll make everyone happy.

You shouldn't give up a good college for love, amirite?

Tell that to Cory and Topanga.

If you had to testify at your parents' divorce proceeding, and your mom said she'd never talk to you again if you testified for your dad, and your dad said he'd pay for all your college if you testified for him, you would testify for your dad, amirite?

lol my dad paying for college...

The worst time to ask someone if you can have some of their food is when you're already touching it, amirite?

Wow. I was wondering why this post got so many comments.

(√-1) (23) Σ (inverse cos(-1)), and it was good, amirite?
@VictoryAAC Thanks, I'll need every bit I can get.

Cool. I have some friends there.

If you ever meet a kid named Bridger, tell him Keyara says hi.

Music doesn't "help you concentrate". If it's any good, it will only distract you because you're focusing on the music instead of whatever you're studying. It's best to work in complete silence. amirite?

Music gets me going on homework because I'm less bored with it, but if I'm pressed for time I have turn if off to get things done faster. It's distracting 9 times out of ten.

People argue over when corporal punishment is necessary for your children. The rule should be: When your child gets physical, you get physical. amirite?

If your kid is even considering putting their hands on you and they're above the age of 3, you're failing as a parent. I don't think a kid should get spanked for everything but there are some behaviors that a kid has to know aren't acceptable in no uncertain terms. There is nothing uncertain about a whoopin'. NO parent should have to physically fight their teenager. That's ridiculous.

People argue over when corporal punishment is necessary for your children. The rule should be: When your child gets physical, you get physical. amirite?
@1233995

Word. Hitting your parents is just plain disrespect in my book.

"I know a guy" is a universally accepted answer for almost any question, amirite?

Q: What sounds do giraffes make?

A: Inoaguy! Inoaguy!