Same... if you didn't add the word laugh

Or Will. "Everyone, fire at will" "Wait... No, AGHHHHHHHHH"

How does it feel sucking-off Anthony? OH WAIT!... oh, wait. Oh... wait

I know! I'd only use my left mind! I also hate when people write "IDK" They really think "I'm Donkey Kong"?

This is so old it's a cave drawing in yo mammas poor ass. Wasn't that the perfect joke? I made your mom old, poor, fat, and said the fact I've slept with her, all while insulting this post that's been all over the Internet. I don't care what anybody says. This comment is legend... Wait for it... Dary

Pokemon Semen blue or Snooki orange

I know. Theres like, 1 every day

wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!

or, the stupidest one... "Laugh out Loud" wtf

Judy Goldburg gave 6 cents to Benny, who had 8 cents already. How much does Benny have now? Judy is Jewish! She wouldn't give away 6 cents

Best prank ever: Stand behind a corner with a water balloon, then right as they walk by, you have sex with their wife

Or worrying if the 16 year old is pregnant

Comon man. Rebbecca Black jokes are so last Friday

and better, and better, and bet- ohhh shut down again

Taylor swift's "you belong with me"... wait!