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How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
It would be really awkward for a soldiers last name to be Roger, amirite?

Or Will. "Everyone, fire at will" "Wait... No, AGHHHHHHHHH"

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@SpearmintMilk What person in their right mind would use that acronym?

I know! I'd only use my left mind! I also hate when people write "IDK" They really think "I'm Donkey Kong"?

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@1229872

How does it feel sucking-off Anthony? OH WAIT!... oh, wait. Oh... wait

Who came up with hugs? The very first hug must have been really creepy. "What are you doing?...Why are you holding me?" "Just trust me." amirite?

wait... what is that thing coming out of your bod- WHY THE FUCK IS IT IN MY BLEEDY SPOT!!!!!!!

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?

This is so old it's a cave drawing in yo mammas poor ass. Wasn't that the perfect joke? I made your mom old, poor, fat, and said the fact I've slept with her, all while insulting this post that's been all over the Internet. I don't care what anybody says. This comment is legend... Wait for it... Dary

Don't get mad at old people for not having fun. Time flies when you're having fun, and they need all the time they can get, amirite?
@1015104

I know. Theres like, 1 every day

What will happen when Pokemon runs out of basic colors to name their games? POKEMON: Orangish yellowish tinted with bronze-like with a touch of burgundy red version. Amirite?
I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
@I rofled as I took this post's comment virginity

I rofled when I realized this got 48 fav's before 1 comment

We all know that if we get a text in the winter that says "hjbrseyu dcsanjhtr tgrsalkj hjboijeq whgsreinhjmgbf fbglkmoivfes" means "hey i cant talk now im wearing gloves" Amirite?

and "dvjh,sdhfglskdfhgfdughslkdfjeofisdmckfjbvskmdjfeiohg" means, "I'm getting mauled by a fucking polar bear!"

"LOL jmayrod forgot to log off his amirite! I am such a hacker!"

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you 939$, amirite?

Or worrying if the 16 year old is pregnant