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Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters, perfectly harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire. amirite?
@ThisChick I fucking love you. XD

i love fucking you too!

sorry i have dyslexiahello smilie

Rap-Yodeling.

Every Rihanna song sounds the same after awhile, amirite?

Same with Nickleback.

If you wake up to find yourself in a prison cell strapped down below a slowly swinging pendulum that's slowly descending towards your neck, you've been Edgar Allen PWNED. amirite?
How do you vote on an Amirite that's a question? amirite?

Well, it's a fairly complicated process, but I'll try to explain as best I can.1.Go to amirite.net. amirite.com is a pornographic site. Do not confuse.
2.Find a question post. These are fairly common here.
3. Using either the mouse or the mouse pad, hover the mouse over either the "no-way" button, or the "yeah you are" button, depending on what you thought of the post.
4. Click.
5.Viola! You have officially voted on a question post. I'm so glad I could help.

You would think that a Statistics teacher would know how to enter numbers into a grade book, but what the hell, I'll take an 8085/100 on the final, amirite?
@971262

Other statistics say that you're getting incredibly annoying.

I bet Prince William is going to feel awkward at his bachelor party. Imagine sticking a note with your grandmother's face on it into a stripper's g-string, amirite?
Emma Watson now goes to college.Imagine how fun that would be to be in her class and to yell "10 points for Griffindor!",when she gets something right,amirite?
@DanielJames Tits a myth.

Tits are a myth? Oh... oh God. everything I've worked for...

Raisins are just grapes without souls, amirite?

so.... Ginger grapes?

This must be how it works; Germ #1- "Oooh, look dude, there's food on the ground, lets go." Germ #2- "Nahh, man. It hasn't been 5 seconds yet." Germ #1- "Yeah, you're right. Gotta follow the rules.", amirite?
You can't get something posted on Six Billion Secrets unless you were raped as a baby or something. amirite?

On the day I was born, my father and three brothers raped me until I was barely alive. Then, everyday after that, they raped me until I was barely alive. I was tired of not feeling beautiful, so I became an anorexic bulimic. I was so depressed that I started cutting myself. This then turned into me setting my entire boy on fire. No one loved me. I felt so depressed again, that I took up drinking, smoking, marijuana, cocaine, heroine, speed, meth, crystal meth, and eating. This led to my strange body, which had gigantic thighs, and a tiny stomach. But I just want everyone to remember that you are beautiful. Everyone is beautiful, and I love you all.

-A basic summary of 6 billion secrets.