+1,778The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?
+20You kinda miss being able to order off of the kids menus when you're older because back then you could order just a regular cheeseburger or regular pasta. But now you have cheeseburger deluxe with sardines and candied jalapenos and all that crazy stuff. And everything is like 3 serving sizes big. amirite?
+1,535Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+1,552Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?
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+933Snow-white and Sleeping Beauty both must have has the world's biggest bladder and smelliest breath for having been asleep that long, amirite?
+1,214I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?
+3,132I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?