+1,777The show "Toddlers & Tiaras" was only named that because "Strippers in Training" and "My Mother has Self-Esteem Issues" weren't catchy enough titles. amirite?
+20You kinda miss being able to order off of the kids menus when you're older because back then you could order just a regular cheeseburger or regular pasta. But now you have cheeseburger deluxe with sardines and candied jalapenos and all that crazy stuff. And everything is like 3 serving sizes big. amirite?
+1,534Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?
+1,551Stop, drop, and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip, but it is also an interesting way to get out of a boring conversation, amirite?
+44When Pottermore opens to the public, it's going to be a huge event, amirite?
+542I did a theatrical performance about puns. Really it was just a play on words. amirite?
+933Snow-white and Sleeping Beauty both must have has the world's biggest bladder and smelliest breath for having been asleep that long, amirite?
+362The best part of being home alone is that you don't have to talk to anyone, amirite?
+53Girls: Sometimes the guy you have a crush on isn't the guy you want to have a crush on. amirite?
+1,213I made a terrible Freudian slip at dinner the other night. I meant to ask my mother "please pass the salt," but what I said was "you psychotic bitch, you ruined my life.", amirite?
+3,131I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?