+446Love is not what takes you by surprise and leaves you breathless, that's called asthma. amirite?
+5In the end of MAX you think that Max and Fang are the perfect couple, but then in FANG Dylan comes along and you want to hate him but you can't help loving them both. amirite?
+19People are like drums. If you hit them with a stick, they will make a noise. amirite?
+608Draco Malfoy's best comeback will always involve ensuring his father hears about whatever you just did. amirite?
+22Drunk drivers will blow past a stop sign. Stoned drivers will stop and wait for it to turn green. amirite?
+22A duck playing a keyboard + a beaver playing a guitar = a platypus playing the keytar. amirite?
+77John Lennon was killed by a fan... where are Justin Bieber's true fans? amirite?
+24Anyone who says that words can never hurt you has obviously never been hit by a dictionary. amirite?
+305When one mature adult has an imaginary friend it is called crazy. When millions of mature adults share the same imaginary friend, it's called religion. amirite?
+37Some people want to ban the Harry Potter series because they claim that it "promotes witchcraft"... but in that case, they should also want to ban the Twilight series because it "promotes Vampirism". amirite?