I prefer "Don't hate the soldier; hate the war."
However, I applaud the fact that a semicolon was used correctly over the internet.
Yeah, those two extra months come from July and August, because Julius and Augustus Caesar both wanted months named after them. It's also why July and August are the only back-to-back 31-day months -- they wanted them to be of equal importance.
No, Victoria! Murder is bad! ...but torture is the answer to everything. Except time travel. And World War III.
"Oh my god, my computer's slow! It must have a virus!"
Um, no, It's just old. Then again, you may want to think about deleting some of your porn collection.
I feel the same way when I finish a really good book.
I wonder who teaches sex ed at Hogwarts.
Also, whether "wingardium leviosa" would work in the way I'm thinking...
Can "crucio" be used for S&M?
Well, it's not my wand. Unfortunately, all I have down there is a Chamber of Secrets. But this false wand should work equally well, if not better, than a real one.
You can look into my crystal balls, though.
LOOP UNTIL dirt = 0
AND oil = 0
Colin Creevey?! Is that you?
I can run down stairs! Huzzah!
"Another One Bites The Dust".
Or "Staying Alive".
MY girlfriend can't pronounce "spaghetti".
I wear my cape every day...