dont hate the player; hate the game. amirite?

I prefer "Don't hate the soldier; hate the war."

However, I applaud the fact that a semicolon was used correctly over the internet.

SEPTember=7 OCTober=8 NOVember=9 DECember=10 Your mind is blown, amirite?
@You do realize that September is the 9th month, October the 10th, and so on, right?

Yeah, those two extra months come from July and August, because Julius and Augustus Caesar both wanted months named after them. It's also why July and August are the only back-to-back 31-day months -- they wanted them to be of equal importance.

Go to the comments section of this post, right click and paste. Show us the last thing you copied. This will be fun, amirite?

No, Victoria! Murder is bad! ...but torture is the answer to everything. Except time travel. And World War III.

Computer people: It's annoying as hell when whenever someone is having a problem with their computer they blame it on having a virus. amirite?

"Oh my god, my computer's slow! It must have a virus!"
Um, no, It's just old. Then again, you may want to think about deleting some of your porn collection.

Completely beating a game you've been playing for a while is cool and all, but then it kinda leaves a hole in your heart because you spent so much time playing it, and now you have nothing to do. amirite?

I feel the same way when I finish a really good book.

Dads have PMS too, amirite?

Post-marital syndrome?

You wonder how wizard children react when they have "the talk" with their parents. "... So you're telling me that a guy inserts his penis in a girl's vagina WITHOUT using magic? Nice try, Dad! I'm not gonna fall for THAT one." amirite?

I wonder who teaches sex ed at Hogwarts.

Also, whether "wingardium leviosa" would work in the way I'm thinking...

You wonder how wizard children react when they have "the talk" with their parents. "... So you're telling me that a guy inserts his penis in a girl's vagina WITHOUT using magic? Nice try, Dad! I'm not gonna fall for THAT one." amirite?
You wonder how wizard children react when they have "the talk" with their parents. "... So you're telling me that a guy inserts his penis in a girl's vagina WITHOUT using magic? Nice try, Dad! I'm not gonna fall for THAT one." amirite?
@Shadi YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A WAND! ... but I wish you'd told me sooner.

Well, it's not my wand. Unfortunately, all I have down there is a Chamber of Secrets. But this false wand should work equally well, if not better, than a real one.

You can look into my crystal balls, though.

DO
LATHER
RINSE
LOOP UNTIL dirt = 0
AND oil = 0
END

If Harry had been an outstanding wizard right from the start of his first year, the series wouldn't have been as interesting. Instead, he had to work to become the amazing wizard that he was at the end of the series, which makes him seem more like an ordinary person, making him easier to connect to. That is what makes the series so amazing. amirite?

Colin Creevey?! Is that you?

It really sucks when you have DD's and you can't find any good bra's because they stop making them cute with C's. . amirite?
It would be interesting if, after a fatal car crash, they went into the car and calculated the exact song that was playing on the radio during the collision, amirite?

"Another One Bites The Dust".

Or "Staying Alive".

You know who Dan Bergstein is, amirite?
The weirdness of seating and eating alone at a restaurant is directly proportional to how you look. Usually it would be completely fine, but if you're wearing a cape or something then that is definitely not normal, amirite?

I wear my cape every day...