Girls are like square roots, if they're under 13 just do 'em in your head, amirite?
@sansa If 10% of men are gay, and 20% of men are Chinese, what's the chance a man chosen at random spends his free time...

And if Kim is half as old as Bobby, who is two years older than 12-year-old Tory, for how many more 30-day months will their threesomes be considered statutory rape?

You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?

A maneater? Most guys avoid those types of girls.

It makes sense to be a vegetarian in some ways, but willingly being a vegan just seems to be pushing it. amirite?

Yeah, who would willingly give up cheese?!

books should never, ever, EVER become movies. EVER, amirite?

It depends. I saw Twilight after I had already read the book and couldn't stop laughing at how gay they made it. Same with some parts of Harry Potter. You win some, you lose some. Therefore, I will be seriously pissed if they mess up the Hunger Games. I nearly peed myself in excitement when I found out they were making it into a movie =D

There should be slightly stricter laws on adopting a pet, because it's horrible when a family or someone buys a puppy or a kitten simply because it's cute or to impress their children, but when the pet actually grows up and isn't so "cute" anymore, it just gets neglected or even abandoned. amirite?

Couldn't agree more. People who abandon or neglect their pets make me sick, especially if it's because they aren't 'cute' anymore. My dog was abandoned on the side of the road when she was a puppy and she's the best dog I've ever had. Better than any $1,000 pooch my parents ever got.

It's annoying when someone complains about someone giving spoilers to a film made from a book. There is already the massive 'plot spoiler' out there, and just because you can't be bothered to pick it up doesn't mean we can't talk about it, amirite?

I often read the books before I see the movies (Harry Potter, Hunger Games, Twilight) and I still get upset if someone starts talking to me about the movies before I see them XD

We should love when we are ready, not when we are lonely, amirite?

The love you feel isn't optional. It's often times downright inconvenient.

You gotta love words like fireplace. It's literally a place....for fire. Or waterfall which is falling water. Or eyelid: a lid for your eye, amirite?

It's so... so literal!

Atheists: if god isn't real, then how come grass stands straight up even though there's GRAVITY!? Christians: 1 Atheists: 0, amirite?
It's the few bad apples that ruin it for the whole tree, amirite?
Every little girl should be told she's pretty even if she's not. amirite?
  • Marilyn Monroe
You know there are plenty of fish in the sea, but you wanted the shark, amirite?
@Montana Actually, I don't think a guy would complain if a girl swallowed him.

Haha true, but that's not what I meant.
Maneater: a women who has an influence on men to seduce them, and then throw them away.
I don't guys enjoy that much more than girls do.

You know your parents are old when your dad calls you a "wisenheimer". Like what the fuck does that even mean, amirite?

My dad likes to call my brother "Homer". Pretty funny actually!

Do you know why the wedding ring is placed on the fourth finger from the thumb on your left hand? Because it's the only finger that has a vein that's directly connected to our heart, amirite?

Even if that's true, you're heart doesn't control your love for someone; you're brain does. Honestly, I don't understand this "your heart tells your feelings" idiom. Quit being a hopeless romantic. Barf.

You're not as perverted and you don't curse as much at home as you do at school, amirite?

I'M WORSE =D