"leagues" in dating don't exist. amirite?

But capitalization does, so don't pretend like it doesn't!

The worst torture ever would be to cut out someones eyelids. I mean they cant sleep, they cant blink. They are pretty much screwed, but still alive, amirite?

...am I the only girl who doesn't put shit in my bra?

Whenever you read the word "Colonel", in your head, you always pronounce it the way it looks, not how it's actually pronounced. amirite?

Sometimes I accidentally pronounce it that way out loud :P

Hypocrites and people who make irrelevant drawings should be banned, amirite?

...isn't this rainbow backwards? Like, with the colors?

Some cartoon characters are actually attractive, amirite?
Whenever you read "bloodly hell" you read it in an English accent so you sound like Ron Weasley, amirite?

Whenever I read "Ron Weasley," I read it in the voice from Potter Puppet Pal's mysterious ticking noise.

For some reason it's so embarrassing to watch yourself on video, amirite?

and/or to hear yourself talk.

It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?

1984 was probably one of the best books I have ever read.

Any dog under fifty pounds is a cat

Ron Swanson for President.

The only thing to do when your from a small town is drink and party, amirite?

And skip school, so then you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're."

Sorry. Can't help it!

We have all accidently slipped and said Canadia, amirite?

I've also said Cananada. Which is actually really fun to say.

When you were little, you used to buy cereal just for the surprise inside, amirite?

I don't know about you, but I still do that.

You've always wanted to develop one of those massive, deep pimples just so you can squeeze it while the puss comes gushing out for what seems like eternity, amirite?