Women are like parking spots, The good ones are taken, and the rest are disabled. amirite?

Maybe, just maybe, the metaphor of disabled parking spots are the equivalent of the women OP does not really like, and not in reality disabled

Today is August 5 and I am starting back to school today. School starts WAYY to early for me, amirite?

I went to school on February.

In middle school and high school, popularity is important. When you're popular, more people respect you, which means that there's less of a chance of everyone turning against you and you have more power and more control. amirite?

most of the time, its kinda opposite, kids nowadays get popular by taking a shit in their pants, failing a grade or just being a plain "loser" as the kids say.

I'm a 15 year old Muslim girl and I just masturbated.. I'm going to hell, amirite?

more of an fml...

If we evolved from monkeys, then where did the monkeys evolve from, amirite?
@Your jokes are shit.

well, isn't this fun? shut up because you sir have some issues, get a life and stop waiting if i comment and then somehow insult me in some idiotic way. satisfied?

If we evolved from monkeys, then where did the monkeys evolve from, amirite?
@Righteo... OP, even your reply to my comment just now is a dumbass statement. Idiot.

Stop whining, can't you take a joke? i wasn't even offending you:)

If we evolved from monkeys, then where did the monkeys evolve from, amirite?
@OP is a dumbass.

ouch, no need to be harsh, unless you're a monkey who got offended.

If we evolved from monkeys, then where did the monkeys evolve from, amirite?
@they are evolving. the process of evolution takes millions of years, you can't observe it within a few months.

Yeah it is pretty hard to trace all of this, im a very religious man so to avoid conflict, im gonna stop, :D

If we evolved from monkeys, then where did the monkeys evolve from, amirite?
Two-girls-and-one-cup is a great way to stop kids from watching porn, amirite?
@or 1 priest 1 nun.

is that a new shit eating video?

POST #1000!!! amirite?
@You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means. He only missed it my one. Likely a...

not exactly also, if you don't know counting, one missed number can actually kill a person, so EPIC EPICALLY SUPER FAIL TO OP!!

I'm a 14 year old girl, it's normal that I've only kissed eight guys, hugged 16, and had sex with ONLY 3, amirite?
@troll! and if not, that's not cute. haha

did you notice there are a lot who agreed? this just sickens my generation, which is this ....

I'm a 14 year old girl, it's normal that I've only kissed eight guys, hugged 16, and had sex with ONLY 3, amirite?

teh girl is attracting attention guys, my gosh, super trolls like this shouldn't be bothered, she exposes her sex life, possibly multiple partners and even hugs, i guess super troll, super slut, or just 14 year old carving attention

when people made flavoured condoms, they must have thought that sperms can now travel through the tonsils to the uterus. amirite?

Well, you must know that the condom doesn't actually stop it, it just lessens the probability, sooo, there can still be a chance for you to get STD, HIV and AIDS even with a condom,

words like lol, roflmao, btw, and fyi should be on the dictionary so your parents don't ask you what it means all the times, amirite?
@lol I'm pretty sure FYI has been known since atleast the 70s

(Yeahhbuddy:)): you should tell that to my parents :D