Future prisons will probably have manga in their libraries. amirite?

Current prisons already do.

Snow White probably had sex with one of the dwarves, considering there seven men, and one lady. amirite?

There's no reason to assume the dwarves were straight

Hunger Games was probably inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, amirite?

Maaaaan. I like the effort, but no. Check out book/movie Battle Royale by Koushun Takami and we can talk then.

The probability of your cat accidentally harming or probably killing you is more than that of a dog. amirite?

‘accidentally'

Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?

The lack of teeth brushing is the probable cause for all that masturbation.

Most services we pay for it is so we don't have to see advertisements. We pay for cable television and still have to watch the ads. amirite?

Which is why I gave up cable a long time ago

In some point in history someone decided that if you don't answer the phone in 20 seconds is likely that you won't answer at all. amirite?

I mean. 20 seconds seems short but feels like an eternity if your phone is ringing and you don't want to answer it lol

Wish there was a brain format just like hard drive format. Backup good and useful memories and abilities, while getting rid of traumas and unnecessary information. amirite?

There is already. it's just the external brain backup and restore technology that has stumped the scientists.

Blinking makes a noise. amirite?

Please tell me I'm not the only one who blinked on purpose after reading this

There's no such thing as fake spoilers. amirite?

There is actually.. it's called a lie.

Realizing that birthdays are celebrated but when it happens we get closer to death, amirite?

Every day takes you closer to your death.

Human legs are stronger then their arms, yet fighting they fight with their arms just because its more comfortable. amirite?

Go back to school.

Thinking about 2 legends from different music genres who can hold their weight in pills. Who could do the most hard drugs and still be standing? Ozzy Osbourne or Lil Wayne, amirite?
@Longsanks But who can go harder than Keith Richards?🤔

Maybe Betty White. Maybe. But that's a tough call. I think that's the end of that list, though.

One day, the Harry Potter series will be remade and we'll hate it, amirite?
@itsskyway Well a lot of people like it

A lot of party members like failed, half-assed D&D campaigns.

Unless you're fully naked, the laundry is never done. amirite?

Welp. Laundry's done. ;)