Not a single one of Medusa's victims is blinking, amirite?

Maybe they don't become stone immediately

The existence of the common cold implies that there are uncommon, rare, epic, legendary and premium cold, amirite?

Yes. It's called Covid-19 lol

The word Wavy would sound the same if you switched the V and the Y around to Wayv, amirite?

You're a cunning linguist

When you die, nothing changes. amirite?

Just like before you were born; absolute peace.

In your 20s you're worried about what everyone thinks of you. In your 30s you make it a point to not care what anyone thinks of you. In your 40s you realize that no one was thinking about you anyway. amirite?
@Mcgee0 Is that how it's supposed to go? I guess it depends for everyone but for me & my friends it was shifted down a...

That sounds much more plausible as a timeline. If anything, I'd say shift that decade AND cut the interval in half. No way it takes until 30 to reach that point.

Some people masturbate more than they brush their teeth. amirite?

The lack of teeth brushing is the probable cause for all that masturbation.

There is no middle ground with a moustache, you either look really cool, or really creepy. amirite?

Retired military, and the mustache grooming regulations very stringent....could not pass the lip line, or the corner of your mouth. So basically, if your mustache was in regulation, you looked like John Waters. If it looked good, you were out of regulation

We live in a generation of emotionally weak men and emotionally confused women. amirite?

this person thinks they "live" lol.

Human legs are stronger then their arms, yet fighting they fight with their arms just because its more comfortable. amirite?

Go back to school.

Normal bread is 100% edible raw toast. amirite?

Raw toast. Well, on that note, good night, Internet.

Hunger Games was probably inspired by Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, amirite?

Maaaaan. I like the effort, but no. Check out book/movie Battle Royale by Koushun Takami and we can talk then.

Smelling our body odour is satisfying, but smelling other people's body odour isn't, amirite?

My body odor smells like Burger King .