The elephant is way bigger than even the biggest birds. If the blue whale is the biggest creature that can "fly" through water, who knows what walks around on the ocean floor. amirite?
Considering how old the statement, "thank you, Captain Obvious" is, it's a wonder how no compant capitalized on making "Captain Obvious" a character until did. amirite?

What's a 'compant'?

mario is mario mario, luigi is luigi mario, amirite?
Black & White are mostly not recognised as a colour. amirite?

Only for privileges and promotions

Sometimes life throws you Poptarts; p o p t a r t, amirite?
When we are rating something out of 10, we somehow think 7 as the average, amirite?
We pay actors thousands to act homeless, yet we don't do that for the real homeless. amirite?

No we pay actors to entertain us

No food tastes better at lukewarm temp, amirite?

Except for freshly baked bread

No matter how many cities and buildings are constructed, the Earth does not get any lighter. amirite?

Cities and, but think of all the stuff we sent into orbit and around our solar system and further. Not much lighter but just a bit lighter.

The last person on earth wouldn't even be aware they were the last, unless they traveled to every corner of the world and found no one else. They would always be thinking there was someone else somewhere. amirite?
We aren't scared of when we're going to die, we're scared of how we are going to die, amirite?

I'm scared of when I'm going to die. Not how. I have children.

Squeaky doors are good for sneaky kids, amirite?

Dogs. You need a yappy dog

Dating someone is trying a product before you buy it. Divorce is returning a product you don't like. amirite?
Dogs were once an exotic pet. amirite?
With the availability of assisted reproductive techniques, there have been far more virgin births in recent decades than in the millenia before, amirite?
@Most unlikely. Such processes are rarely started until two years of attempting to conceive naturally.

Sure, but there are causes that make it obvious that women are infertile and need IVF even without trying to conceive. In these cases, depending on the clinic, women may be able to get IVF with donor sperm even if they have never had a partner. Depending on your definition of virginity, the same can hold for lesbian couples.

Also keep in mind that, even if it is still rare currently, the number of virgin births in history before has been extremely low. Most people (depending on religion) believe there has been only one or none at all. Not sure if there have been turkey baster pregnancies in virgin women before though, that does seem a possibility though again likely extremely rare.