A bar tenders job is to poison people, amirite?
@BigMemer I've never had or seen them do that outside of movies, then again most the bars I've been to were in Chyna

Let me rephrase that: AMERICAN bartenders! I don't think you'll see any of that in China

Ordering Christmas presents from Amazon. We get something in a box, and then take that thing out of the box so that we can put it into another box for someone else to take it out of the box. amirite?

And look, how much happiness we and the person get, from getting something in a box, taking it out of the box, putting it in another box, for someone else to take it out of the box. :D

Also, merry Christmas! :) ♡

Without changing the functionality of USB ports, we could surely come up with an easier way to plug them in on the first try. amirite?

USB 4 will be a symmetrical plug.

Urinals are unnecessary in waterparks, amirite?
When men masterbate, they just throw away DNA. amirite?
All math problems are mind games based on the same exact rules, amirite?

Apparently not when I do it.

The elephant is way bigger than even the biggest birds. If the blue whale is the biggest creature that can "fly" through water, who knows what walks around on the ocean floor. amirite?
It's easier to murder or kidnap someone during the day as opposed to at night as everyone is much more relaxed. amirite?
The kindest people on Earth are fast food workers who slip in extra nuggets, amirite?

I prefer extra nuggets from my cannabis dispensary.

Considering how old the statement, "thank you, Captain Obvious" is, it's a wonder how no compant capitalized on making "Captain Obvious" a character until Hotels.com did. amirite?

What's a 'compant'?

mario is mario mario, luigi is luigi mario, amirite?
The kindest people on Earth are fast food workers who slip in extra nuggets, amirite?
@Robisrael I imagine there are people that do the same with the meat patties in burgers but I have never heard of or seen one.

I get burgers from the taco place down the road. I sometimes get a double when I order a normal burger. Like 20% of the time.

Black & White are mostly not recognised as a colour. amirite?

Only for privileges and promotions

Peanut butter has just as much calories as butter. amirite?

I ate an entire jar of peanut butter with a spoon a couple weeks ago...

Greed is part of what's holding humans back from their own prosperity. amirite?

Societal expectation is really the thing holding us back.