So if you can you just make a law wear for now on when the five year olds of today grow up even if the person was 6 at the time they can't have sex with them, that would get rid of all STDs, amirite?
@nmigo Dude...what??

OP is saying - make a law where there's a cut off limit for people having sex. Like, everyone born on or before December 31, 1979 can have sex with anyone else born on or before December 31, 1979, but they're not allowed to have sex with anyone born on or after January 1, 1980.

Some of our potential siblings may have been swallowed, amirite?

Mindblowing

Dinosaurs are an advanced race that has technology far more advanced ours because they have been living here for millions of years, considering the technology we developed in about 2000 years in comparison to theirs, amirite?
@cinemassacress But still, they have been alive for a million years and maybe there is at least one (singular form of species) to...

First point agreed. Second point: Dinosaurs aren‘t really the most promising candidates for technological advances, it‘s very probable their intelligence was as limited as that of reptiles nowadays

Holidays with children aren't actually holidays but nightmares just in a nice environment. amirite?

...and if your partner chose the location of your holiday it could be a nightmare within a nightmare.

Lightning creates Nitrogen Oxide, a chemical that gives guys erections, meaning that Thor always has a erection when he uses lighting. amirite?

"You want me to put the hammer down!"