ivan_fourtwenty

when u think about it micheal jackson was a one hit wonder cause his only popular song is thriller, amirite?

you best be trolling

People hardly ever get raped in prison showers, the people showering won't just sit there like "oh haha, newbie is getting raped" no, they kick that rapists ass... it's your cell mate you need to watch out for, amirite?

preach on brotha

tomorrow, you will most likely think about the song Friday.. amirite?

sadly, it has been embedded into me :(

It sucks when you fall asleep in the microwave and your family throws ketchup at you, amirite?
Bruno Mars = New michael jackson, amirite?

Why would you say such an awful thing?

It sucks when you fall asleep in the microwave and your family throws ketchup at you, amirite?
Look... you guys make all the jokes you want. But that, I swear, was a trap! amirite?

lol i didnt get it until i read your name

Why do people make fun of lightweights? I'm a lightweight, and I'm proud. While people are spending 100 dollars at the bar, I'm spending thirty. amirite?

lol you're not even old enough to drink you lightweight

Who needs to learn how to speak Spanish? All I need to know is "Will you mow my lawn for me?", amirite?

vete mucho a la verga puto

Your ears feel clogged when you have a cold, amirite?

i couldnt hear shit out of my left ear like 2 weeks ago

shit was scary

Why do people make fun of lightweights? I'm a lightweight, and I'm proud. While people are spending 100 dollars at the bar, I'm spending thirty. amirite?
@superaverycakes14 Uh.. I'm 19.. here in Canada, that's old enough, thanks.

sorry, i looked at your profile pic and thought you were like 15 or 14, my bad

you're still a lightwheight

So, I went on myspace the other day, how embarrassing. Amirite?
@tortia oino, and i had like, five hundred friends and i went and checked online friends... two. like what the hell? ghettoooo.

thats because nobodys even on there anymore i guess :/, or they hide their online status so no one can see that they're using myspace, because who wants to be caught using myspace right?

myspace is fucken BONQUE

the krusty krab pizza song is still funny to this day, amirite?

oh god i just searched and i think i found the funniest video of it

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it has the regular, slow-mo and squeaky version

Iron maiden kicks ass, amirite?
@Fear of the dark.. :)

but what about number of the beast?

↑ my favorite song right there ↑

Your facebook wall is covered with football statuses on Sundays, amirite?