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Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer, amirite?

If praying doesnt work, then how does the praying mantis catch its meals?

lol

People hardly ever get raped in prison showers, the people showering won't just sit there like "oh haha, newbie is getting raped" no, they kick that rapists ass... it's your cell mate you need to watch out for, amirite?
You've taken a drink from your refrigerator by just using your mouth at least once, amirite?

once?

i do it all the time

You don't always drink beer, but when you do, it's Dos Equis, amirite?

or budweiser, hhhmmmm

Back in my day we had Jesse McCartney, not Justin Bieber, amirite?

then why the fuck is your name "iluvbieber"?

most people on here look down on people who smoke weed and drink beer because all of you are such little angels, NOT! amirite?

fuck those lames

It would be awesome to have a car with a glow in the dark paint job, amirite?

what if you cant lose the cops because of your paintjob?

that wouldnt be so cash, now would it?

It would be awesome to have a car with a glow in the dark paint job, amirite?
@True but why would you try to lose the cops in the first place?

why wouldnt i?

thats the bigger question, im not exactly what you call a civilized person

You have already decided what super power you're going to get if you were ever granted one, amirite?

invisibility :/

Adam and Eve had kids, and their kids had kids..... with who exactly... amirite?
guys : wearing red in southern california is a BIG no no, amirite?
@dzukac Or blue.

blue is encouraged down here in SoCal

guys : wearing red in southern california is a BIG no no, amirite?
@dzukac What about the Bloods?

thats in t he bay area, which is north cali.

Michael Jackson was murdered, amirite?

The people that agreed listen to the media and think they're telling the truth.

So, I went on myspace the other day, how embarrassing. Amirite?

it kind of is, actually

guys : wearing red in southern california is a BIG no no, amirite?
@Sqwancho If you don't want to be associated with a gang then it's a bad idea to wear blue too.

like i said, blue is encouraged even if you're not in a gang, but wearing red, now that just says "im a northsider, do something about it", and gangbanging northsiders are not well liked down here.