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all TVs should be in 3D, or else you wont be able to pick them up, amirite?
It seems like in most 90's TV shows, all the parents care about is that their child lied. Ex: "It doesn't matter that you killed 200 people, what matters is that you lied to me.", amirite?
It seems like in most 90's TV shows, all the parents care about is that their child lied. Ex: "It doesn't matter that you killed 200 people, what matters is that you lied to me.", amirite?

it's the modern way of problem solving and dealing with your child's actions. Caring about the reasons why they committed such act instead of punishing them for the act simply because they committed it.

It sucks when your dreams don't have very good lighting and it makes everything even more spookier... amirite?
It sucks when your dreams don't have very good lighting and it makes everything even more spookier... amirite?
@or when places in real life don't have very good lighting?

yeah but in your dream, when you turn on the lights it doesn't do anything >: so you get frustrated because it is still dark.

crayons are probably the worst writing device ever invented...i mean, sticks of colored wax? amirite?

You dare say that on here?!

you have brought you computer into the washroom, amirite?
Each little kid has a movie that they watch on repeat. Every member of that family knows the movie by heart because of this, amirite?

True, for me it used to be this VHS i had of Sonic the Hedgehog episodes =] (the original ones, not the poopy anime thing)

It's like a slap in the face when you get excited over having a juicebox to find there's no straw. amirite?

what are you 5? Pop the hole open like a beast and squish the motherfucking juice out like a pro!

Sugar is a great name for a cat, amirite?

mmm, sweet pussy

I put that "Take ten years off" make-up on my 9 and a half year old brother. I don't know where he went, but it might explain why my mom got fat and is acting like a bitch, amirite?
It would be an interesting experiment to lock a vegetarian in a room for a week with nothing there except a knife, an oven, and a live chicken, amirite?
My first word should have been "quote", so that right before I die I could say "end-quote", amirite?
Oh great youtube changed their layout/format, let the frustration begin, amirite?
@976373

you didn't see the new layout?

Unless you work as a cashier at a supermarket, you always wondered how the moving conveyer belt you set your groceries on knows when to stop. Is there a button? A sensor at the bottom? amirite?

noobs don't know