It doesn't matter how long you've lived in a house, knowing which switch corresponds to which light is knowledge you'll likely never posses. amirite?
If you totaled the amount of time experienced by the whole human population in a single second, it would equal over 214 years. amirite?

bruh how can 7.7 billion seconds be experienced in 1 second 🤦‍♂️

Trash is unacceptable on the ground near you, but throwing it out to be taken and dumped into huge piles somewhere else is perfectly okay. amirite?

No. It really is not.

There's a good chance that you've never touched your doorbell. amirite?

I'd bet my money that every that's touched there own doorbell to make sure it's working

In a good relationship, no one wears the pants. amirite?
It's crazy that the computer monitor has changed so much since 1990s, but the keyboard never changed. amirite?

The craziest part is that we still use the QWERTY keyboard, which was invented for typewriters in the 1870s. The logic behind it is separating often-used keys in order to prevent the typewriter from jamming.

5,555,555 /37 kind of ruins it though.

A candle that is used frequently has a much shorter life expectancy than a human, but a candle that is never used will be around much longer after any human. amirite?

Who is Earth Chan, and how did a nuclear bomb only hurt him?!

On a 5 star rating system 4 stars is a zero, amirite?

Most 5 star ratings go to 1 star at the lowest so wouldn't that be the "zero" here? 4 stars is still pretty good usually, considering that's the equivalent of a 8/10.

USB drives wont last that long lol

Touch is the only sense that isn't only on your face, amirite?

He was dead the whole time.

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
@A family? I'm still saving for a second pair of pants.

I'm 28 and I think I can count the number of items of clothing I have purchased for myself on one hand

It's rare to find a fool who isn't confident, amirite?