Obesity clearly brings out illiteracy

Why do people insist on saying that Obama is Muslim? During Ramadan, the Islamic month of fasting, he was clearly seen ordering lunch and then eating it. Observant Muslims pray at least five times a day, and it just so happens that on April 5th during noon prayer Obama hosted an Easter Egg hunt at the White House. No one at the event noted Obama on the ground praying in Arabic. Fancy that. amirite?

Stalker much?

Nailed it.

Due to the fact that Facebook has changed so subtly over the years, you can't actually remember how it was used to be set out and look, amirite?
@Albert_Einstein Pics, anyone?

Have a bit of a spasm with the mouse button there Albie?

J K Rowling should write a prequel of Harry Potter for when James and Lily were at Hogwarts, amirite?

Then she would be seriously selling out. Leave it as it is I reckon.

You can never concentrate on the storyline of a movie until you've worked out which other films you recognise the actor from, amirite?

Except for animations where you spend the entire movie trying to work out who's voice it is

This generally happens to guys that order a wrap or a salad from a fast food restaurant

It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
@1611274

I can't find the app for it...

They need to make a birth control for men. It makes more sense to take the bullets out of the gun than to wear a bulletproof vest, amirite?

I call virgin.

If someone makes a joke that is based on a racial stereotype, it does not make them racist. If someone laughs at a rape joke, it doesn't make them a rapist. If you cry because someone made a joke that was offensive to you, it does not make you a hero or a moral crusader. Let people laugh at whatever they want to, you can't say you fully understand something if you can't see the humour in it. If you want to make the world a better place then fucking find something WORTH criticizing, amirite?

It seems that the comments on this are all going to turn out to be borderline racist/sexist because it's ok if it's satire.

You want to know what Dumbledore actually saw in the Mirror of Erised. amirite?

Dumbledore sees Me

You know what they say, once you go black you're a single mother, amirite?
You really get a good idea of a persons intelligence by the amount of times they push the pedestrian crossing button, amirite?

At the end of the day... bitches love buttons.

Due to the fact that Facebook has changed so subtly over the years, you can't actually remember how it was used to be set out and look, amirite?