Obesity clearly brings out illiteracy

Why do people insist on saying that Obama is Muslim? During Ramadan, the Islamic month of fasting, he was clearly seen ordering lunch and then eating it. Observant Muslims pray at least five times a day, and it just so happens that on April 5th during noon prayer Obama hosted an Easter Egg hunt at the White House. No one at the event noted Obama on the ground praying in Arabic. Fancy that. amirite?

Stalker much?

Nailed it.

It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
@1611274

I can't find the app for it...

I'm just so proud of you JB!

You can never concentrate on the storyline of a movie until you've worked out which other films you recognise the actor from, amirite?

Except for animations where you spend the entire movie trying to work out who's voice it is

This generally happens to guys that order a wrap or a salad from a fast food restaurant

Girls: It's really awkward and annoying when you're on your period and in the mornings you have to waddle/shuffle to the bathroom to change your pad because a huge pool of blood has collected between your legs overnight and you don't want it to spill out of your knickers. amirite?
@Cedz Just gonna say, I feel sorry for the guys reading that.

I couldn't stop. Now I'm curled up in a ball shaking.

You wish there was an appliance that was similar to a microwave but it hastily cooled your food instead of heated it, amirite?
@1849088

Why so serious?

You wish there was an appliance that was similar to a microwave but it hastily cooled your food instead of heated it, amirite?
Girls: It's really awkward and annoying when you're on your period and in the mornings you have to waddle/shuffle to the bathroom to change your pad because a huge pool of blood has collected between your legs overnight and you don't want it to spill out of your knickers. amirite?
@Cedz It should come with more of a warning than just "Girls:".

Yup! It should be "Girls (Guys stay the fuck away!):

When you don't like somebody, you always use periods and one-word texts, amirite?

Or don't txt back

You wish there was an appliance that was similar to a microwave but it hastily cooled your food instead of heated it, amirite?
@1849091

I Facebook liked that in my head

It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
@ilikefurrywolves4815 i have an electric fly swatter but i can't bring it places because then people will think im going to kill...

I am officially jealous of you. Can you please lend it to me so that I can finally be a fly assassin? Chur :D

Names that start with A are sexy, just saying the name its like they already got a little moan out of you (aaalex, aalice, aariana, aaustin) hehe amirite?