Some people get paid for how they look. amirite?

Like a photographer?

Writing a diary is considered sane and respectable but talking to yourself is considered crazy and bizarre. amirite?

Just call me crazy then. I work out lots of issues by talking to myself.

If your gloves don't come with the ability to clip together, they want you to lose one. amirite?

Can't any of them clip together if you just own a clip

Idaho, Wyoming, and Montana are the most beautiful states, yet only weirdos live there. amirite?
You pay to not have fun in strip clubs, amirite?

Having drinks and seeing people take their clothes off isn't fun?

"Er" and "erm" are prounounced "uh" and "um" with a British accent, amirite?

Try saying "beer can" in a British accent.

You've just said "bacon" in a Jamaican accent.

There is one reliable distinction between smart people and stupid people, amirite?

Getting the vaccine vs people who insist on believing conspiracies

Whatever happens, we're all part of it. amirite?
Pubes in the rim, amirite?

Anyone who ever had to clean a public toilet agrees. Where y'all grooming skills at people!?

Technically, there's an infinite amount of ressources. We just don't have the ressources to get to them. amirite?

i like this one

It would actually be good for the world if a lot of humanity were to die off. amirite?

boy you're gonna be real excited when i tell you about a little thing called ‘the near future'

When a man lives by himself, his whole house is his man cave, amirite?

I can confirm this, it's awesome.

People make fun of D&D players but spend hundreds on a fantasy league of sports icons. amirite?
You have probably never heard a bus honk its horn, amirite?
People who need mental help the most are some of the most hesitant to ask for it. amirite?

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