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You're trying to stop using "gay" and "retarded" as insults, but it's a hard habit to break. amirite?

Dude, I'm trying to do that exact thing

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That lonely lady who owned twenty cats made a bad name for the rest of the world's cat lovers. Now if you have more than two cats, whether you're perfectly normal or not, you're the "crazy cat lady," amirite?

I used to have an English teacher who had 5 cats. He was a guy.... but he was gay so the title "crazy cat lady" still works.

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Your parents have the characteristics of penguins, in that they need the temperature of the house to be below freezing, amirite?

Yea, but its ok. I have my snuggie

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We humans try to make dating such an expensive thing, when there are few things as romantic as lying with another on a beach at night, staring at the stars. We don't need luxury to love someone, amirite?

I don't live anywhere near a beach:(

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Why don't mexicans cross the border in 3's? Because it says no trespassing! amirite?

Took me a second to get it XD

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It gets annoying when celebrities are in too many movies and they are different types of people in each one, amirite?

Two words: Kristen. Stewart.

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You should listed to I'd lie, Mine, Mary's song, Tim Migraw, Two is better than one, The Outside, Tide together with a smile, Breathe, Crazier, Fifteen, I'm only me when I'm with you, The best day, Invisible, and there are more.... so no, her songs are not always about breakups suggesting the guy's wrong.

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All girl halloween costumes are so predictable: slutty bunny, slutty nurse, slutty cop, for once I'd like to see something different, like a slutty armadillo, amirite?

I'm a snowman:)

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"When I was your age I had to walk uphill both ways, barefoot, in a blizzard." Seems as though a lot of our parents/grandparents grew up in the same fucked up town, amirite?

My dad said the same thing... the weird thing was he lived in a town in California, and its never snowed there...

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