Girls? Weak? Yeah right! I bet we can carry TWICE as many shopping bags as guys! amirite?

nah, why carry the bags yourself when you can guve them to your boyfriend/male shopping companion baha

Theres no point walking for 30 mins if you eat a piece of chocolate cake when you get home, amirite?

Unless you only went for a walk so that you could make room for said chocolate cake......

Voldemort would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids, amirite?
@Ross I never read Harry potter, what is a horcrux? I see that word and I think "that poor slut..."

read the books.. or just watch the movie and your mind will be blown. AND you will get to know what a horcrux is :D

Picking up a person that weighs a hundred pounds is easy. Picking up a bag of rocks that weighs a hundred pounds is like death.. amirite?

yeah coz a person can support themselves, like ballerinas. It has a lot to do with the girls core strengnth rather than the guys arm strength

Theres no point walking for 30 mins if you eat a piece of chocolate cake when you get home, amirite?
Dramatic exits aren't as effective when you slam into the door, amirite?

...or when the door has one of those things that makes it close slowly, so when you go to slam it it just casually closes at it's own pace.

It's amazing how moms will take food/objects out of a toddler's mouth without being absolutely disgusted. amirite?

I had to do that to my dog when he ate something he wasn't supposed to. That's dedication.

Sometimes you just really want it to be Christmas time so you can listen to Christmas music, sit by a fire, eat cookies and relax as snow falls gently outside, amirite?

'sept it doesn't snow in australia, in fact it's usually one of the hottest days, so sitting by a fire would be pointless.... but I other wise agree that i sometimes wish it could x-mas already :P

It is FUCKING annoying when a fly keeps flying around your head. You can't swat it because who carries a fly swatter round with them? You just have to sit there randomly brushing it away with your arms and shaking your head, looking like a crazy person to anyone passing by, amirite?
@JamesD Aussie salute…haha I think I have heard of that before. What do you do about the drop bears though?

To avoid drop bear attacks try to walk in open spaces away from trees. But if you stumble across one try not to draw attantion to yourself and walk away slowly. :D


Sarcasm must be the strangest thing to young children. I mean hearing Mommy say, "Oh great.. superb! Fantastic..this is perfect, the oven is broken again!", would sound so weird. Amirite?

mmm i dunno i know a lot of sarcastic little kiddies. They learn fast baha

it awkward when you think someone is looking at you in a class and you look at them but they aren't really looking at you. amirite?

Also awkward when your staring in to space near their head and then they turn and think that you're staring at them :/

You wish your sofa had cup holders, amirite?
@Mine does....

(ANON.): Yup mine too ;)

You used to think a watermelon would grow in your stomach if you swallowed the seeds, amirite?

yup coz of that rugrats episode, when chuckie ate the watermelon seed. BAHA

"Wanna" means "want to", "gotta" means "got to", shouldn't "kinda" mean "kind to"? amirite?
You feel really good when you manage to make the essay length requirements by just changing your font size or line spacing, amirite?

making the font size bigger doesn't magically turn a 1500 word essay into the 2000 words you were supposed to write :/