"Is that mine? Yes..wait, no...I think it is...wait no...wait, yes it is.", amirite?
@Everything I see is mine.

(Your Cat): everything the light touches is my kingdom.

You hate when your belt is just short of a belt loop and sticks out awkwardly to the side, amirite?

Move your belt to the side a bit?

Girls: you wish it was socially acceptable to wear a dress to school more often, amirite?

Most of the girls I know never want to wear dresses at all.

The little old woman who lived in a shoe must have been a slut. You never hear about her having a husband, but she had 'so many children she didn't know what to do', amirite?
@Janae17 Or she adopted?

true, but why would you want to adopt so many children that you didnt know what to do?

You're a girl and you watch porn, amirite?
It's awkward when you're in the mood to have sex with your boyfriend, but he's on his period, amirite?
cool guys dont look at explosions, amirite?

Who's got time to watch an explosion? Because cool guys have errands they have to walk to.

It seems a bit unfair that a pregnant cat gets to be called a queen, but a pregnant goldfish is called a twit, amirite?
We all have an embrassing mom or dad. amirite?

Except for orphans..

Why does the Trix rabbit want the cereal and yogurt anyway? Since when do rabbits eat cereal or yogurt? amirite?
@Kluklayu So youre new here?

indeed. I just made an account a few minutes ago. I've known of this site for awhile though.

If girls' hearts are under all that boobage, how do they feel their heartbeats? amirite?
@WolfeDeWary Everyone knows that boobs are magic, why do you think only girls have them?

lol, i assumed only us girls knew about the power contained in our 'boobage'.

Why does the Trix rabbit want the cereal and yogurt anyway? Since when do rabbits eat cereal or yogurt? amirite?
Cats are pretty much the teenagers of the animal world. They're "fuck you, I do what I want" in animal form. Yet we still love them, amirite?
@1038658

I still cuddle and play with my cat, and shes 14, but she still acts like a teenager lol.

Most fruit is great tasting, but it has a part that tastes horrible. (Ex: The stringy things on a banana or the white stuff left on an orange after you peel it.) amirite?
Cats are pretty much the teenagers of the animal world. They're "fuck you, I do what I want" in animal form. Yet we still love them, amirite?