I live.... and breathe. It's quite important.
I love fishing... as long as I catch a stupid fish in the first 2 minutes.
Microwaves taunt me if what I'm heating takes more than a minute.
Uncreative people annoy me, like the people who named blueberry's, blackberry's, and bagpipes.
I think the word pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis is too long of a vocab word, Mrs. old 9th grade teacher.
People annoy me, unless they don't.
You probably just read this, or you already knew it was going to happen and skipped it.
I hate people that'll do anything to be right.
Oh, and poptarts anger me.