No one takes pictures at a funeral, amirite?
@dankXD I had an idiot of a cousin that live streamed our grandfather's funeral. Yeah

My dads funeral was live-streamed by the funeral service. It was good because family that couldn't travel could still be a part of it. I think that's pretty normal these days because of covid. Not sure 🤷🏼‍♀️

Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?

Antimatter is pretty expensive, for a thing that actually has a mass.

Before sex Ed and porn, most guys probably assumed their dicks were above average. amirite?
everyone lives in a different reality, amirite?
Jimmy John's claiming that their summer wraps are only available temporarily seems redundant. amirite?

As a Person who used to work for Jimmy John's for 3 years mostly as a cashier and an expert Sandwhich maker. I have to so many of the customers are idiots who don't listen to a word I ask them and have half a clue what they are asking for.

everyone lives in a different reality, amirite?
Vacuum is the most expensive thing to produce per kilogram. amirite?
You bake cookies... and you cook bacon. amirite?
Baby Shark has more views than there are people on Earth, and it targets a demographic that can't chose what it watches. amirite?
Planting of physical evidence in real life perpetuated by corrupt law enforcement officers, why not virtually on online (cyberspace)…, amirite?

Digital evidence leaves more of a trace easier to track it's source. Physical evidence they're like "it's there" and almost impossible to prove it wasn't

The guy who decided where each key goes on a keyboard has more influence on you than can ever imagine, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 He had exactly as much influence on me as creating the conditions for the amount of time I budget towards typing...

You don't understand. If we can't rely on ctrl+v being next to ctrl+c, can we really rely on anything? The existence of the entire universe would get called into question.

With all the weird filters on tiktok & Instagram, someone is probably gonna make a filter which will make it look like some dude cummed on your face. amirite?

Why make a filter when they can just get the real deal and play it off as a filter?

That white cotton fuzzy stuff floating in the air is tree ejaculate. amirite?

Anytime you're outside during spring and summer you're getting a constant facial from nature

One of worst thing that can happen to you in a debate, is that you a agree with your opponents arguments. amirite?

I'd say it's being utterly convinced of your incorrect position.

the pig is the only farm animal that is only useful when dead. amirite?

The dude ranch I go to recently got pigs because they had too many leftovers after making meals for 50+ people 3 days a week. Pigs will eat anything, thereby turning anything into pork.