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Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?
@Love actually? :)

Good job I was wondering if someone would pick that up

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It's really cool when you see some one on facebook who has the same last name as you, amirite?

yeah every time I see someone with the last name Smith I am like oh my god! I have found my long lost twin!

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When washing your hair in the shower and you close your eyes, you refrain from, but do anyways, think of something scary. Then speed up the wash process so you can open your eyes. amirite?

story of my life

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Get punched: "Ow". Have something fall on your hand: "Ouch that hurt". Stub your toe: "Shit god damn mother fucker ow what the hell shit faced whore ass headed whole.", amirite?
@Ass headed whole?

"ass headed hole" comes from love actually

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You didn't know that jacuzzi was a brand name like kleenex. You thought it was just another name for a hot tub. amirite?
If we could get this post to +1111. We will all be able to make wishes. amirite?

Actually I just saw a post that had like 1113 and I thought it would be cool to see if I could get one to land on 1111

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You didn't know that jacuzzi was a brand name like kleenex. You thought it was just another name for a hot tub. amirite?
@And iPods are just mp3 players.

not true at all actually...iPods don't even play mp3 files they play mp4 files

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Sometimes it seems like in bands, they just get the best looking person in the group and have them be the lead singer, Amirite?
@sierrarayee Except in Fall Out Boy

LOL I literally went to the comments on this post to mention fall out boy

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Sometimes it hurts even more to let go of someone who was never really yours to being with, amirite?
There are three types of people in the world 1) People who have requited love 2) People who have unrequited love 3) People who don't know what the word requited means, amirite?

Requited love is when you love someone and they love you in return.

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The reason there is not a fathers against drunk driving group is because it's just a fadd, amirite?
@Totally missing the joke.

actually thanks i got the joke the first time i read it, as intricately complex as it was

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I hate people who fart and walk away. If their gonna paint the picture, they better be prepared to stare at if for a while, amirite?

stare at it

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The reason there is not a fathers against drunk driving group is because it's just a fadd, amirite?

Actually there is a group...check your facts

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The reason there is not a fathers against drunk driving group is because it's just a fadd, amirite?
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together." Sorry guys but the inventor of the keyboard already took care of that. amirite?