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+280This is how you feel when you wake up to realize it is Monday, amirite?
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+773If you were to have twins, you would want them to have rhyming names-- Like Jake and Blake, or Purple and Waitfuck, amirite?
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+83The high cost of living ain't nothing like the cost of living high, amirite?
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+1,375It must've been tough being a magician in the 15th century. "Is this your card?" "Burn him! Burn the witch!!", amirite?
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+1,395The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
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+981Someone should invent a bra that plays music so girls can't complain that guys always stare at their boobs and never listen to them, amirite?
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+2,016Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?
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+256If you get invited to a halloween party that you don't want to go to, just say you're going as Obama's birth certificate. Then don't show up, amirite?
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+711Love is like an orgasm, if you have to question it then you didn't have it, amirite?
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+1,388It would be hilarious if you were to bring a bolt to an amusement park, get on a rollercoaster, and, when the ride starts, hold up the bolt and say, "Wait...where did this come from?" amirite?
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+922In the end, girls really just want one thing from guys, all of our hoodies, amirite?
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+1,232When you think about it, Hitler really wasn't such a bad guy. After all, he did kill Hitler, amirite?
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+2,586500 years ago when men went to war it was common for them to force their wives to wear chastity belts while they were away. Therefore, in the meantime, only a locksmith could remove these belts. This probably explains why 'Smith' is the most common name in the phonebook. amirite?
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+1,422Don't sleep with you head under the pillow, or you will wake up with a mouth full of coins and no teeth, amirite?
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