John_MacTavish

It's strange that a lot of humans see themselves as separate from other animals in the animal kingdom in two distinct groups: human and non human animals. There's really nothing special about people other than their intelligence, in the same way there's nothing special about a cheetah other than running at 70 mph and keen hunting instincts. There's no reason for humans to think of themselves as special or seperate ... amirite?

I remember reading the post and argument you had that spawned this post. Just so you are all aware. Also, Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker-function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. Man: "Hello?" Woman: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" Man: "Yes." Woman: "I'm at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only two thousand pounds. Is it okay if I buy it?" Man: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much." Woman: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2012 models. I saw one I really liked." Man: "How much?" Woman: "I think its 68,000 pounds." Man: "Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options." Woman: "Great! Oh, and one more thing... The house we wanted last year is back on the market. The asking-price is 1.25 million." Man: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer 1 mil." Woman: "Okay, honey, you're the best! I love you!"vMan: "Bye, I love you, too."vThe man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him. He starts to smile and asks: "Does anyone know whose phone this is?" That Is All

Telling your child to not talk back is the verbal equivalent of chaining your opponent to a wall, stabbing him repeatedly, and saying "Ha ha! I sure won that fight!" amirite?
@1730526

It's reverse psychology if for some reason his parents wanted him to talk back.

Age is just a number that tells you how many times you have been around the sun. It shouldn't dictate when a person is mature enough to vote or drink, who is allowed to date whom, or when someone becomes an adult, amirite?

Spoken like a teenager

Crucifixion really isn't the worst way to die, amirite?

Speaking from experience?

You'd be unsure of how to react if you found out that a picture of you became an Internet meme, amirite?

Depends on the meme. Good guy Greg? Sure. Bad luck Brian or that one for the douchebag who wheres at plaid hat backwards? Not so happy

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?
@Your_Best_Friend I feel so bad for you.

Like watching a fly try to get out of a window that's open 6 inches left of it. The pinnacle of barely amused sympathy

If the government denies a woman the right to abort the fetus, then the government should have to pay for everything. Sonograms, blood transfusions, Adoption papers, check-ups... EVERYTHING, amirite?

Welcome to Canada! Where you can choose to abort or not and the government still pays for everything!

Something to ponder... Not only does 11+2=12+1 but 'eleven plus two' is an anagram of 'twelve plus one'. Life's not so exciting when you're a virgin, amirite?
@1573212

Actually it's the exact same amount of excitment. It doesn't make sense that excitement would decrease because information is shared between sites. But I see what you were trying to do there. Clever

Saying "Screw this new healthcare bill, I'm moving to Canada." is like saying "Screw this terrible economy, I'm moving to Greece.", amirite?
@cherryblaster Canada has a good healthcare system though....not to make this a debate about public vs. privatized health care...

Actually by definition it is free. I get a heart attack, go to the hospital, get taken care of, recover, go home. You get a heart attack, go to the hospital, get taken care of, recover, go home, get bill for 160000 dollars, sell your own house to pay it off, go through hell for the next 5 years to get back what you lost to pay for your heart attack care. I hate the medical view in the states that seems to be "If you are worth money you're worthy of our attention"

Consider this: If a woman has only male children, she is the first woman in an unbroken line of women going straight back to the dawn of humanity to not have a daughter. The reverse is true for fathers having only daughters. amirite?

It actually isn't quite so remarkable. Since the dawn of time one woman has had daughters or sons splitting the family name into dozens and eventually hundreds of little branches of that name. Every generation branches are broken by not having girls and branches are created by having daughters who have daughters. Through law of probability many of these branches have to break off every generation. So while your mom having all sons could break this long line of the eternity of your family name, your grandmothers sister may have done the same thing just one generation ago.

True love does NOT happen at age 13, amirite?
@1764693

Hahaha Anonymous that was perfect, so true. You self diagnosed yourself with OCD? You can't get much more stereotypical dramatic child then that and saying it must be love because it 'hurt like fucking hell'. Tell us about this love oh entrepreneur of romance

It's ironic that A list celebrities spend a lot of their time trying not to be noticed so they can just live their lives, but I bet one of the places they really wish they could get noticed would be while driving. You can just imagine a big SUV with neon signs on the side that say 'Attention, this is Brad Pitt. I shit thee not, the real Brad Pitt. Do not cut me off again and please let me in the damn turning lane.', amirite?

Oh god oh god oh god my first post of the day. Umm I'd like to thank my mom and dad who always believed in me. My brother and sister who always pushed me to be my best, everyone who is just so great to me. Gosh I'm tearing up, you are all so wonderful, thank you so much. And a special thanks to our lord and savior... Anthony! Who really made this possible. Thank you again, good bye

I switched yogurt with girlfriend and laughed to myself

Its ridiculous that some people think is wrong to spank your children...There's nothing wrong with giving them a little smack on the butt with your hand to teach them right from wrong, amirite?
@1764161

Encouraged? Are we told to do it now? No, it's just circumstantially acceptable. And the difference between spanking a child for punishment and hitting a dog is that the dog doesn't know what's going on or why it's being hurt, it doesn't know that the pain is what happens when he poops on the rug it just knows it's confused, hurt, and sad. Now with children it's different in that if you are using physical punishment they will know why and you will get the message across. (Over a week or 2) When I was 6 I drew on the wall in permanent marker and was told not to. I drew on the wall again and was told not to again, sternly. I drew on the wall again and laughed at my parents when I did. They sent me to my room for the night and took all my stuff. I got out the next morning and later that week drew on the wall again and told my parents if they put me in my room I'd run away. My dad put me over his knee and gave me a hard spanking for a 6 year old. He didn't abuse me or 'hit' me in the generic sense, but I never drew on the wall again because I made the connection between drawing on the wall and pain.

women dont want equality. women want to be treated like a woman and paid like a man, amirite?
@1546804

Haha! Right now? Your living in the kitchen and being degraded now? Or try you have 5 advertisements an hour just to say how independent and strong women are and how they can't be treated poorly. Or the fact that now a days 73 % of women or being paid on par with men regardless of gender but as much as 82% still think men should pay for first dates, 14% think that men should pay for everything in the relationship without question. Society is getting pretty damn optimal for women lately. I think you meant to say 60 years ago