"Does this dress make me look illiterate?"
Sir/madam, I regret to inform you that you have assumed an incorrct standing on the matter. Silence your mutterings, you flamboyant homosexual.
Yours, et cetera, John T. Smith.
You've seen it happen? Like, you were just sitting there and a couple of people across the room started fisting?
Should just be "Myethnicproblems.com" and have different categories for different ethnicities.
See what their lives/houses/genitals are like.
Bitch just wants him for his sub.
The only reason I don't like Favvkes is cause her name has the 2 Vs instead of a W. I know it's supposed to be Fawkes, but My head reads is Fa-veh-veh-ks.
I have a thing for women. Maybe I could find a girl that's into men? That'd be great!
Mamihlapinatapai (Yaghan): A look shared by two people, each wishing that the other will offer something that they both desire but are unwilling to suggest or offer themselves.
I've found that the trick to that achievement is to have made an account at least two years ago.
Those aren't gauges, those are those cool blade-less dyson fans.
Your pants restrict me, too.
"Anyone who's throwing dirt is losing ground."
Did anyone else read this in a Russian accent?
If anyone would have bothered to check the date on this post, you would've seen that its from 30 years ago. It made sense when op posted it.