johnsonsteeth

The capitalist / free market sounds great as an idea but it has lead us to monopolies controlling every industry. amirite?
If reincarnation is real your odds of coming back as something besides an insect of some sort is extremely low, as they make up 80% of all living things. Remember that next time you go to kill one... amirite?

ticks and mosquitoes are the only living creatures i will not hesitate in killing

The Barbie girl song didn't age well... amirite?
Anyone living within the 4th dimension can be looking over us and we would never know, amirite?

They're watching you fap.

Ants have thrived for so long because at the end of the day, the workers(public) have all the power and they know it. amirite?
@landlevenlover Alright, lmao.

I am being serious...wait until möther hears about this

We've probably seen & interacted with countless ghosts throughout our lives but don't know it because they weren't the stereotypical, "scary, demon look alike." They appeared & acted like any other human. amirite?

I've never heard one of those stories.

When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?

When pronouncing "Empty", the letters E, M, P, T and Y are all useless, because without them, it is empty.

Unicycles are always doing wheelies, amirite?
When pronouncing 'Empty', the E, P and Y are useless, amirite?
All fish live above ground. amirite?

Cave fish live underground.

Losing against someone 10-9 feels way worse than losing 10-2, amirite?

I think that might just be you

Packages never get delivered in the morning. amirite?

Packages get delivered at all times of the day, but the route to your house from the shipment center never changes. So if there are several hours worth of deliveries before you, you always get a delivery window in the afternoon.

Nobody would trust a pilot with a 99.9% success rate. amirite?

Harrison Ford

The '60s were to the '90s as the '90s are to the '20s, amirite?
‘Day After Tomorrow' is going to happen. In different ways and in different places-but it's happening. Have you ever in your lifetime witnessed so many natural disasters occur so closely together? Neither have your parents or grandparents. amirite?