@I'm single and I lol'd.

I'm forever alone and I cried.

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
It's kind of weird that someone becoming best friends with a person who isn't their partner, spending all their time with them, telling them everything and connecting with them really well in general, isn't considered cheating when having a random, drunk, sexual encounter is, amirite?
Fanfiction: because it would have been better if everyone had had sex, amirite?
@jraaey YOU LUDACRIS FOOL. Y-Y-YOU HORNY SIMPLETON! ENOBY IS GOING TO COME BACK AND TERRORIZE US ALL AGAIN.

"And then... suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree. He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time.
"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then...
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"
It was...Dumbledore!"

Don't shit me- you liked it.

Two guys kissing is hot. Two husbands kissing is even hotter! Support gay marriage. amirite?
@547252

Keeping up tradition for the sake of keeping up tradition is as stupid as you are.

Ordinary things like a payphone, a price tag, a horse with no name, and an umbrella have inspired incredible music. Look at something ordinary in your surroundings. That thing could be the subject of the next big hit song. It's fun to think about, amirite?
If you put an "x" on your mosquito bites with you nail, it helps make the itchness stop (If it doesn't work the first time just make another x), amirite?

I slap my bug bites, kind of like I slap my wife, except not as hard. I look like I belong in a straitjacket, but at least it works.

It's frightening to consider the actuality that our history is false. As displayed in the novel 1984, our history textbooks and teachers could all have been duped into believing the wrong facts. The past is too fragile, and it contains so many variations of beliefs and stories that we, as humans, should just accept that there is not one answer for everything, amirite?

My world history teacher was visiting some place in Asia and wanted to go to the museum nearby, but it was closed. When she asked why, the lady said that they just had a civil war, and the government executed thousands of its own citizens. Now their leaders are trying to write their history so it doesn't portray them badly. After all, history is written by the victors.

I don't understand the feud between Jonas Brothers fans and Justin Bieber fans. Everyone knows the original JB was Johnny Bravo. amirite?

Bond. James Bond.

You hate when the people around you start talking about politics and u don't know enough about politics to contribute to the conversation. AMIRITE?

NO, YOU ARE NOT RIGHT.

AND PLEASE DON'T SHOUT AT ME.

You wish you could choose your own natural talent, amirite?
It's annoying when people around 12 year olds say things like "When I was a child..." as if they aren't children, amirite?
People who say “speak in English” when they don’t understand the large words you use bother you, amirite?

ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Humming can get really annoying, amirite?

Thought this said humans, was like, "FUCK! I KNOW, RIGHT?"
Then... not so much.

The way you hold you books at school says a lot about your personality, amirite?

Well, I make someone else carry my books, but I guess that still says a lot about me.