Where the effects of decolonisation negative on Africa? In terms of the way European countries left the nations. More
+108You hate it when you get a new tv/tv provider and suddenly you have to press six buttons, preform a satanic ritual, sacrifice your mother, and go turn on the receiver just to get it to turn on, amirite?
+141Many people treat information like they are in a cafeteria line, taking what they like, skipping what they don't, and completely avoiding anything that smells funny to them.
+79So impolite of people to sneak up on you while you're talking shit about them.
-36The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30.
+94When someone receives information through reading, they're learning, but when someone receives information through TV, they're "being brainwashed," amirite?
+57Here's a checklist for people that are afraid to talk to attractive girls, [ ] has a chainsaw, [ ] has a box of tampons with her. If you did not check anything, chances are she's not going to murder you for starting up conversation. amirite?
+15You'd support homosexual rights more if the gays just admitted they did 9/11, amirite?
+228If humans had always lived underground, we would have a very different concept of time, amirite?
Optimist: "The glass is half full." Pessimist: "The glass is half empty." Realist: "Either way, the glass needs to be washed." Idealist: "One day, cold-fusion from a glass of water will provide unlimited energy." Oppurtunist: "I drank the water already." Which one are you?