I mostly agree with you, but there <i>are</i> third party candidates (I personally really like Jill Stein). But I know none of them will get picked, so yeah, out of the two, Obama is much better.
About as goofy as talking snakes, burning plants that can talk, having sex with a woman while in the form of a swan, a serpent in the sea that wraps around the entire planet, etc.
"I Pi-Tea the fool."
I DEMAND A RECOUNT ON THE OTHER POTDs TODAY
He was interesting... in the kind of way that made you want to find him and punch him in the face.
When I fort read it I thought it said penises and was like that's definitely illegal.
One of them is a ventriloquist
Can we limit you to one comment per POTD?
What do you think I chase vodka with?
Satan likes to talk to me when no one else is around to be my friend .
At first I thought you were saying how Einstein's last words were "Imagine how many people have died on the toilet."
Parent: You could never be as crazy as I was at your age!
Me: rrrrrrrrrrrRAZNACKLE BADGE DAGGLIN SNIZIK'FA'ARAM!