Think about a situation. Now, ask yourself if that situation would be better with a duck. The answer to that question is yes, amirite?
Watching Romney and Obama debate over who is the better candidate is like watching McDonald's and Burger King debate over who has healthier fries, amirite?
@Obama is the one and only choice. Romney is a joke.

I mostly agree with you, but there <i>are</i> third party candidates (I personally really like Jill Stein). But I know none of them will get picked, so yeah, out of the two, Obama is much better.

Being an atheist is okay. Being an atheist and shaming religions and spirituality as silly and not real is not okay. Being a Christian is okay. Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist or an otherwise hateful person and blaming it on your religion is not okay. Being a reindeer is okay. Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny red nose is not okay, amirite?
@PhilboydStudge There are so many religions. Surely you find some of them ridiculous. How about "Heaven's Gate"? Back in 1997 a...

About as goofy as talking snakes, burning plants that can talk, having sex with a woman while in the form of a swan, a serpent in the sea that wraps around the entire planet, etc.

HonestTea should go one step further and make more drinks, but with special abilities. Such as ImmortaliTea, DisabiliTea, FataliTea, or HomosexualiTea, amirite?
@Scientist Mr. Tea

"I Pi-Tea the fool."

Regardless of who wins, there will be an outcry for a recount, amirite?


What happened to all the people who used to go on this site - breakfastfan, scrantoncity, polarthebear, brett, simon, cassowary, they just disappeared, amirite?
@Why would anyone miss scrantoncity?

He was interesting... in the kind of way that made you want to find him and punch him in the face.

You've always wanted to go to a store and pay with pennies. I mean, there's nothing illegal about it, and just THINK of the dirty looks you'll get! amirite?

When I fort read it I thought it said penises and was like that's definitely illegal.

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You are upstairs when suddenly, your mom calls you from the kitchen. As you run down the stairs you hear your mother shout from her room upstairs "Don't go in the kitchen! I heard it too!" You're now essentially trapped. This scenario is extremely troubling the more you think about it, amirite?
@rowanne With the same voice?

One of them is a ventriloquist

Every zoo is a petting zoo as long as you're not a pussy, amirite?
Saying "I drink beer because I like the taste" is a bit like saying "I watch porn because I like the story", amirite?
When I start a family, I should name my dog Satan. It would make "write something about your pet" activities for my daughter very interesting, amirite?

Satan likes to talk to me when no one else is around to be my friend goo smilie.

Now that you think about it, you wonder how many people's last words were "I think there's one in the pantry.", amirite?

At first I thought you were saying how Einstein's last words were "Imagine how many people have died on the toilet."

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?
It's impossible to describe why you are angry at a parent without sounding like a lunatic. "They wanted me to eat salad! Can you believe that?" amirite?

Parent: You could never be as crazy as I was at your age!