No, you're just an idiot.
Before school starts you're too young to do alot of fun thing. Then you're in school until you get a job which you will have until you're to old to do anything that fun. Oh and then you die.
Who shit in your cereal?
Talk to me after I've lost my virginity to someone I care about.
We got ourselves a high class prostitute over here.
Because they could be watching an emotional film, like The Notebook, Titanic or Camp Rock (man that movie had me scared for a moment, just because she was poor, doesn't mean her friends should abandon her! Dammit, here it comes again)
Some aim for the Nobel Prize. Others aim for a turnip.
How was this found out? Did someone just randomly think, "Hmm, I'm bored. I know what! I'm going to browse through articles on Wikipedia by means of clicking on the first link on the page, building up a link history as I go, and discover any ridiculously meaningless patterns along the way! Gosh, I'm a genius, I deserve a turnip or something."
Hmm... 14/10. While the POTD presents a humourous joke involving math and implements the use of a movie quote to boot, it lacks detail and description in plot and character development (we know very little about the protagonist besides the fact that he dislikes geometry). The post also fails to touch upon or provide answers to some of man's deepest questions, such as why do we exist, how did the world begin, and what is the meaning of life. In conclusion, this POTD is good for a quick chuckle but do not expect much more than that.
FUN FACT: Teachers don't like when you say fuck. I found this out when I told my astronomy teacher to go fuck himself
And if you want the joke to do really well, go ahead and stab the guy a few times, just for kicks and giggles.