Roman numerals: putting the high five in HIV, amirite?
@wobbuffet I got laid by some chick at a bar. My friend gave me a HIV and the chick gave me HIV.

Will, please stop referring to me as "some chick at a bar." You don't need to hide our relationship anymore. People will accept us as we are.

If we could ban guns, we would have world peace, just like all that peace we had before guns were invented, amirite?
@World peace will never exist as long as their are humans

The mailman knocked on my door yesterday so i killed him

When you cross the road just before the little man turns green, you feel like quite the young radical, and half-expect that you'll look over and see some cool guy in a leather jacket nodding at you like "hey, we both don't conform to social pressures when it comes to safety, how rebellious we are", amirite?
When you cross the road just before the little man turns green, you feel like quite the young radical, and half-expect that you'll look over and see some cool guy in a leather jacket nodding at you like "hey, we both don't conform to social pressures when it comes to safety, how rebellious we are", amirite?
It really sucks when you have an irrational fear, and everyone just thinks you're joking, amirite?

Black people

Guys: You have wondered at least once how it feels to have blood coming out of your body once a month like girls. amirite?
Guys: You have wondered at least once how it feels to have blood coming out of your body once a month like girls. amirite?
@It's like having someone grab your intestines with a pair of tongs and twisting them. Then after that arousing bit...

My doctor put me on birth control because my craps would keep me home from school. My BC has also almost completely stopped my periods, which is awesome.

Untangling headphones should become an Olympic sport, amirite?

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FUGHEDABOUTIT.

It makes you cringe being a duck with a beak piercing, amirite?

Well it's a good thing I'll never be a rebellious teenage duck.

I have to apply a moist ointment to my groin every night. That's the grossest sentence you've ever read. amirite?

After several long minutes of intense squeezing and secretion of a yellow, mucos-like goo, the large pimple finally burst into a violent volcano of pus of blood onto the adjacent wall; the man shrieked out in delighted agony and proceeded to stick his finger into the wound, squishing around at the muscle and tissue in his back.

Life would be pretty hard if your left hand was a potato, amirite?

This can be a great motivational quote. "When the going gets tough, at least your left hand isn't a potato."

It's really immature and ignorant when people say that girls are inferior to men and not worth much. By my count, they're good for 71 things: Cooking, cleaning, and 69, amirite?

Thus sayeth the lonely single man.

It's strange to think that we may have witnessed someone's most embarrassing moment and don't even remember, and yet we still think so much about our own, amirite?

In the first grade I was struck with some serious diarrhea during the school day. I guess I didn't know what it was, or what was wrong with me, because I flew into a panic.
Being the loud melodramatic six year old I was, I returned to my class and gravely announced to the whole class that they should all say good-bye to me now, since I was dying a horrible death of "watery poops". Yikes.

Then in the seventh grade a kid in a wheel chair, who was sitting across the table from me, asked me to pass him a pen.
Without thinking I THREW him a pen.
It landed on the floor JUST out of his reach.
Everyone saw, and made snide comments about how insensitive I was.I was so embarrassed.

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pretending to love someone is worse than never Evan loving them, amirite?
@Shadi Effin*

That awkward moment when someone tells two people to stop what they're doing when they had stopped 11 months ago...