Will, please stop referring to me as "some chick at a bar." You don't need to hide our relationship anymore. People will accept us as we are.
The mailman knocked on my door yesterday so i killed him
no we don't
WHITE POWER! WHITE POWER!
looooool okay I know I'm not the only one laughing at this typo
My doctor put me on birth control because my craps would keep me home from school. My BC has also almost completely stopped my periods, which is awesome.
Well it's a good thing I'll never be a rebellious teenage duck.
After several long minutes of intense squeezing and secretion of a yellow, mucos-like goo, the large pimple finally burst into a violent volcano of pus of blood onto the adjacent wall; the man shrieked out in delighted agony and proceeded to stick his finger into the wound, squishing around at the muscle and tissue in his back.
This can be a great motivational quote. "When the going gets tough, at least your left hand isn't a potato."
Thus sayeth the lonely single man.
In the first grade I was struck with some serious diarrhea during the school day. I guess I didn't know what it was, or what was wrong with me, because I flew into a panic.
Being the loud melodramatic six year old I was, I returned to my class and gravely announced to the whole class that they should all say good-bye to me now, since I was dying a horrible death of "watery poops". Yikes.
Then in the seventh grade a kid in a wheel chair, who was sitting across the table from me, asked me to pass him a pen.
Without thinking I THREW him a pen.
It landed on the floor JUST out of his reach.
Everyone saw, and made snide comments about how insensitive I was.I was so embarrassed.
That awkward moment when someone tells two people to stop what they're doing when they had stopped 11 months ago...