Tell me about it. i need a BFF.
Taste. It'd be so much easier to diet.
I thought of it as people will suspect dirty deeds of a black car quicker than a white car.
I can say "You're back!" if I damn well please. But, he probably isn't "truly" back.
I'm definitely going to favorite this so i can refer back to it if i ever get three wishes.
looks like toe jam
"wanna wake up in Texas. I miss those wiiiiide open skies. I miss my twenty acres. Barbecues and pecan piiiiiies, oh why, when I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cryyyyy"
Oh, thought you were serious. Truce? :D
But it sucks when you forget your password, so they ask you for your birth date just to retrieve it, and you can't remember the fake birth date you chose.
what happened to him?
I may just get an alligator before getting a pet turtle!
It's usually you doing the calculating.
(Chauncy Pickles): I wish So Weird still came on! This one time I saw it on tv, but when i clicked it, it was just Avatar. I was like "Wtf did they call it so weird for!"
Wow your bathroom looks amazing.
Didn't know it was a joke :P