It kinda sucks when you're friends with everyone but best buds with no one. amirite?

Tell me about it. i need a BFF.

If you had to live without one of your five senses for the rest of your life, you'd pick your sense of smell, amirite?

Taste. It'd be so much easier to diet.

You find it ironic that white cars hide dirt better than black cars do, amirite?

I thought of it as people will suspect dirty deeds of a black car quicker than a white car.

Rebecca Black's excited for Friday because she knows I'm free that day, amirite?
@eldorito inb4 "YOU'RE BACK!"

I can say "You're back!" if I damn well please. But, he probably isn't "truly" back.

The best way to use 3 wishes if you can't wish for more wishes: 1. Eternal happiness and good health. 2. Unlimited money. And 3. True love, amirite?

I'm definitely going to favorite this so i can refer back to it if i ever get three wishes.

Sarc: Your second favorite kind of asm. Amirite?
"Balloon-pthth-has-pthth-enough-pthth-air-pthth-thank you-pthpthpth!... Oh I get it! Balloon travels! THANK-PTHPTH-YOU-PTHPTH!!"...."You're welcome!" 1990s Spongebob was the greatest, amirite?
@SourceofSmile I'm really hoping people start quoting their favorite lines on here. That would be awesome. Like these: "MY HAND!!...

"wanna wake up in Texas. I miss those wiiiiide open skies. I miss my twenty acres. Barbecues and pecan piiiiiies, oh why, when I'm so far from you Texas, all I can do is cryyyyy"

Why do people make such a big deal about people who burn the American flag? It's just cloth, and it doesn't make them disrespectful or unpatriotic, amirite?
@SemiColin I was.

Oh, thought you were serious. Truce? :D

You barely ever tell the truth when you enter your Date of Birth when registering for something online, amirite?

But it sucks when you forget your password, so they ask you for your birth date just to retrieve it, and you can't remember the fake birth date you chose.

Man, you miss Simon Cowell on American Idol, amirite?

what happened to him?

They should have April fools week, so your friends won't know when to expect it, amirite?
@528491 HOLY SHIT

I may just get an alligator before getting a pet turtle!

Kids in math problems have way too much time on their hands. Like seriously Avi? You're going to calculate the angle at which you need to ride your bike to get to Market Street? Get a girlfriend or something. amirite?

It's usually you doing the calculating.

Why couldn't Crayola make all this awesome shit when we were kids? amirite?
@Shadi Hey Arnold is a Nickelodeon show! YOU SO CRAZY, FAVVKES!

(Chauncy Pickles): I wish So Weird still came on! This one time I saw it on tv, but when i clicked it, it was just Avatar. I was like "Wtf did they call it so weird for!"

Showers should have built-in digital clocks so you could manage your time better, amirite?
@1477709

Wow your bathroom looks amazing.

Why do people make such a big deal about people who burn the American flag? It's just cloth, and it doesn't make them disrespectful or unpatriotic, amirite?