"Why doesn't your doorbell work?"
"Why doesn't your doorbell work who?"
"You know what, forget it."
But then a put on my glasses, and my self-esteem drops
We are the Boyz 'N Motion! We give you our devotion!
"Will Smith Don't have to cuss in his raps to sell records, Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too"
Option 3: Continue masturbating while angrily staring your mother in the eye.
I would still do that if I saw an elephant while I was sailing in the ocean.
T'IS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
BARAK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
GOD HATES BACKS GAYS AND MUSLIMS TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO
I LOVE THE TROLL NATIONAL ANTHEM/CHRISTMASS CAROL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO :P
( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)
Girls are like bugs: I don't want you to kill them just for being in the house.
Spongebob: hey guys can I ask you something?
Sb Parents: ya sure what is it?
Spongebob: am I... Synthetic?
Sb Parents: awkward silence
Weird Al's parody song called "Bob" is full of awesome palindromes:
Do geese see god?
Madam, I'm Adam
A toyotas a toyota
Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod
may a moody baby doom a yam
never odd or even
too bad I hid a boot
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
.....and many more--watch it!....
Onomatopoeia backwards=racecar. OMG
"The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow." ~Author Unknown
Bitch should've hurried her ass up.