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I find it odd that knock knock jokes didn't transform into ding dong jokes with the invention of the doorbell, amirite?

".....
......!
.............!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK!!!"
"Whose their?"
"Why doesn't your doorbell work?"
"Why doesn't your doorbell work who?"
"You know what, forget it."

DandyLion +7Reply

When you leave the shower, you sometimes check yourself out, amirite?

But then a put on my glasses, and my self-esteem drops

Anonymous +1Reply

When you have a plate full of food, you can't have different things touching. You don't want your green beans invading your mashed potatoes. amirite?

@1532354

We are the Boyz 'N Motion! We give you our devotion!

YouWouldBeThatGuy +12Reply

Slavery would have never happened if all black people were like Will Smith, amirite?

@Glen_Coco4 I like Will Smith. He raps happy.

"Will Smith Don't have to cuss in his raps to sell records, Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too"
-Eminem.

Your_Moms_Boyfriend +7Reply

If your mom walks in on you masturbating, you can either cover your dick, or close the porn window. There's never enough time for both, amirite?

Option 3: Continue masturbating while angrily staring your mother in the eye.

Serg +44Reply

It must have been scary to be the first person to see an animal like a whale or an elephant. Someone was just sailing along in the ocean, when suddenly, "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!", amirite?

I would still do that if I saw an elephant while I was sailing in the ocean.

Infinity +5Reply

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

T'IS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

BARAK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

GOD HATES BACKS GAYS AND MUSLIMS TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I LOVE THE TROLL NATIONAL ANTHEM/CHRISTMASS CAROL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO :P

Pedo_Cat +49Reply

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) =
( un ) =
( angry ) =
( lolwut) =
( ono ) =
( goo ) =
( yum ) =
( frown ) =
( d ) =
( smirk ) =
( wary ) =
( no ) =
( hmm ) =
( hehe ) =
( cool ) =
( l ) =
( Y ) =
( n ) =
( love ) =
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

Axolotl +98Reply

A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?

@BreakfastFan

http://vocaroo.com/?media=vsF1f5uWsGDsh0au5

Simon +2Reply

Girls are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years and years afterwards, amirite?

Girls are like bugs: I don't want you to kill them just for being in the house.

Shadi +24Reply

You think Spongebob was adopted cause his parents are actual sea sponges while he's a yellow store-bought sponge. Amirite?

Spongebob: hey guys can I ask you something?
Sb Parents: ya sure what is it?
Spongebob: am I... Synthetic?
Sb Parents: awkward silence

Blondies435 +3Reply

"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" is an amazing palindrome, amirite?

Weird Al's parody song called "Bob" is full of awesome palindromes:
Do geese see god?
Madam, I'm Adam
A toyotas a toyota
Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod
UFO tofu
may a moody baby doom a yam
never odd or even
too bad I hid a boot
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
.....and many more--watch it!....