I find it odd that knock knock jokes didn't transform into ding dong jokes with the invention of the doorbell, amirite?

".....
......!
.............!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK!!!"
"Whose their?"
"Why doesn't your doorbell work?"
"Why doesn't your doorbell work who?"
"You know what, forget it."

When you leave the shower, you sometimes check yourself out, amirite?

But then a put on my glasses, and my self-esteem drops

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When you have a plate full of food, you can't have different things touching. You don't want your green beans invading your mashed potatoes. amirite?
@1532354

We are the Boyz 'N Motion! We give you our devotion!

Slavery would have never happened if all black people were like Will Smith, amirite?
@Glen_Coco4 I like Will Smith. He raps happy.

"Will Smith Don't have to cuss in his raps to sell records, Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too"
-Eminem.

If your mom walks in on you masturbating, you can either cover your dick, or close the porn window. There's never enough time for both, amirite?

Option 3: Continue masturbating while angrily staring your mother in the eye.

It must have been scary to be the first person to see an animal like a whale or an elephant. Someone was just sailing along in the ocean, when suddenly, "HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!", amirite?

I would still do that if I saw an elephant while I was sailing in the ocean.

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?

T'IS THE SEASON TO BE TROLLING TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

BARAK OBAMA IS A TERRORIST TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

GOD HATES BACKS GAYS AND MUSLIMS TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

I LOVE THE TROLL NATIONAL ANTHEM/CHRISTMASS CAROL TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO :P

Barack obama's birthday is 8/4...[8+(4/4)]/[4+[(4x2)-(4/4)]] is 9/11...HOLY SHIT OBAMAS A TERRORIST, amirite?
@FlyingMintBunny How do you make all of those emoticons? (I'm on mobile so it's not like I can just scroll over it)

( hello ) = hello smilie
( un ) = un smilie
( angry ) = angry smilie
( lolwut) = lolwut smilie
( ono ) = ono smilie
( goo ) = goo smilie
( yum ) = yum smilie
( frown ) = frown smilie
( d ) = d smilie
( smirk ) = smirk smilie
( wary ) = wary smilie
( no ) = no smilie
( hmm ) = hmm smilie
( hehe ) = hehe smilie
( cool ) = cool smilie
( l ) = l smilie
( Y ) = y smilie
( n ) = n smilie
( love ) = love smilie
( cry2 ) = (cry2)

A more fun way to play hangman is instead of stopping once they've hung someone, start hanging another person. So at the end, you'll be like, "You killed three people to spell the word 'fluffy.' Are you happy with yourself?" Amirite?
Girls are like floor tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years and years afterwards, amirite?

Girls are like bugs: I don't want you to kill them just for being in the house.

You think Spongebob was adopted cause his parents are actual sea sponges while he's a yellow store-bought sponge. Amirite?

Spongebob: hey guys can I ask you something?
Sb Parents: ya sure what is it?
Spongebob: am I... Synthetic?
Sb Parents: awkward silence

"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog" is an amazing palindrome, amirite?

Weird Al's parody song called "Bob" is full of awesome palindromes:
Do geese see god?
Madam, I'm Adam
A toyotas a toyota
Do nine men interpret? Nine men I nod
UFO tofu
may a moody baby doom a yam
never odd or even
too bad I hid a boot
Was it a car or a cat I saw?
God! A red nugget! A fat egg under a dog!
.....and many more--watch it!....

Onomatopoeia is the same frontwards and backwards. amirite?

Onomatopoeia backwards=racecar. OMG

In teenspeak, "You have 3 weeks to do this report" really means "You have 2 weeks, 6 days, and 23 hours to procrastinate", amirite?

"The two rules of procrastination: 1) Do it today. 2) Tomorrow will be today tomorrow." ~Author Unknown

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It's proper and polite to let the person behind you in the grocery line that has two items in their hands go ahead of you if you have a cart full, amirite?

Bitch should've hurried her ass up.